#source texts from last night
Avarenya: We’re friends, right?
Baurus: Normally I’d say “yes” without hesitation, but I feel like this is leading up to something and I’m not sure I like where.
Avarenya: Okay, because I’m about to test that.
Like five minutes later
Jauffre: The Oblivion am I looking at … ?
Baurus, trying to pull Avarenya’s head out of a beer keg: The price of friendship.
Farkas: Can I borrow one of my shirts that you stole from me?
Artanis: Yes, you can.
Artanis: Thank you for asking properly.
Mikael: I was just told by a guard that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed!
Ysolda:*facepalm*
Don’t worry. I have logic, just not morals.
Jyggalag, definitely
About to do something stupid. You’ll be my call. Bring bail money.
Delvin, to Vex, who does not bring the bail money, most likely
Vivec: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?
Nerevar: You mean my pronouns?
Vivec: NO, I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS! WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?
Nerevar: Uh, I don’t know? What are yours?
Vivec: NOISY AND CHAOTIC!
Nerevar: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.
Nixiel Veres: Bars need to do a sad hour with even cheaper drinks and everyone just acts cool if you cry a little.
Geldis Sadri: I’m cutting you off.
Martin, after relaying a madcap plan: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.
Avarenya: Is that not half the reason why I’m your best friend in the first place?
Lucien Lachance: What should I eat for lunch?
Mathieu Bellamont:Poison.
Vanderwood: I found a half-eaten cherry toaster to strudel sandwich on the kitchen counter this morning.
Vanderwood: It had bacon in it.
Saeran: We don’t even have toaster strudel?
Vanderwood: We don’t have bacon either.
V, to Saeran : So you really shouldn’t go around telling people you’re fireproof.
Yoosung: I have discovered something important.
Yoosung: The trick to making food taste better is not always ‘more hot sauce’.
Zen, to Jumin: Look. I’m sorry I shaved your cat. But get over it.
Jumin: Running late.
Jumin: Just ran over a dude on a bike.
Jaehee: How? You’re in a helicopter?
V, to Rika: Just wanted to let you know that I always win at ‘whose ex is crazier’ because of you.
Jaehee: I wake up every single morning and wish that I didn’t have to wear a bra.
Mc: Well, I mean.
Mc: I can give you all the support you need.
Yoosung: Yeah, my mother told me she knows when I come home high because I use my turn signal while turning into the driveway.
V, picking up Lucy: How did babysitting go?
Luciel: We planned for the zombie apocalypse.
Saeran: In great detail.
Luciel: The brownie started to kick in before I finished the essay.
Luciel: It became a race against my own increasing intoxication.
Jumin, to V: All I really remember is standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Yoosung: It was so delicious I was introducing it to people.
Yoosung: Guy from down the road was like, “This is my girlfriend, Erica.”
Yoosung: And I was like, “This is my milkshake, Oreo.”
molly: we’ve never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzeria. by ourselves. with no friends.
amy: what else are best friends for?
