#incorrect owl house quotes
Edric:(speaking through a microphone) “Mittens and kittens, get in here; WE’RE GOING TO LOO LOO LAND!“
Luz: "Loo Loo Land?"
Amity:(enthusiastically) "LOO LOO LAND!?"
Edric:”LOO LOO LAND!!“
Emira:(offscreen) “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!”
Luz: Why doesn’t Eda trust me?
King: Because of all the stupid stunts you pull.
Luz: They are not stupid stunts, they are poorly thought out schemes, there’s a difference.
LuzteachingHunter to drive: Okay, you’re driving then Amity & Willow walk into the road. What do you hit?
Hunter: Oh, definitely Amity. I could never hurt the Captain.
Luz: *Massaging her temples* The brakes, Hunter. You hit the brakes.
Gus: Wanna see a butterfly?
Hunter:Sure
Willow:Wait-
Gus: *Throws a stick of butter across the room*
Willow:……
Hunter: Dude, that’s freaking majestic!
Eda: Why am I in trouble?
Bump:Seriously?
Eda:What?
Bump: On your last test, you just wrote “Sorry, can’t read Lily’s paper”
Willow: I think I have a crush on you
Hunter: Yeah, that’s definitely not a good idea
RULERZREACHF4N:Hey
RULERZREACHF4N: Are we still on for tomorrow?
HELLO_WILLOW:…….
HELLO_WILLOW: For our wedding?
Hunter: Captain, relax. I’m fine!
Willow: You are literally coughing up blood!
Hunter: I get this weird feeling in my chest every time I see you.
Willow:….
Hunter:….
Willow: Is it heartburn?
Hunter: Thanks for earlier, you really saved my butt
Willow: Yeah, your butt is great…
Hunter:What?
Willow: I meant “Your welcome”!
Kikimora: Okay, guess what happened one year ago today?
Belos: Is that the day I gave myself one year to find happiness or I’d kill us all?
Darius: No, that was yesterday
Belos: It was? *Laughs* Lucky
Kikimora/Darius/Hunter:…..
Belos: *Points at Hunter* You were gonna be first!
Hunter:0_0
Willow: *Looks at her scroll and sighs* Caleb…..
Amity: What is it?
Willow then shows Amity the last messages she received from Hunter
RULERZREACHFAN>real funny story, super hilarious, you’re going to laugh
RULERZREACHFAN> I thought you were going to be home and your window is usually open so I flew in
RULERZREACHFAN> except you weren’t home and your window wasn’t open
RULERZREACHFAN> I mean it is now. a broken window is technically open, right?
Willow: *Carrying a bunch of books with both arms*
Hunter: *Reaches out to help her*
Willow: *Switches all of the books to one arm to hold Hunter’s hand*
Hunter: That’s not what I- Okay
THEOWLLADY: The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared
RULERZREACHF4N: CAPtain, how dO yOU bLock PEoplE? AnD wHaT is A WiLLiAM SHakeSPearE?
RULERZREACHF4N: SoRRy, wrOnG persoN..
Luz: My talent is identifying birds
Hunter: *Pulls out Flapjack* Okay, what’s this one?
Luz: Yep, that’s definitely a bird!
Hunter:….
Willow: You look sad today
Hunter: Captain, I’m sad everyday, I just don’t have the energy to hide it today.
Willow: Do..you need a hug?
Hunter: A what?
Hunter: I thought I was in a bad mood but it’s been a few years now so I guess this is who I am now
Willow: *Hugs Hunter*
Hunter: What was that?
Willow:Affection
Hunter: Weird….Could you do it again?
Hunter: Are you trying to cut my throat?!
Eda: I’m just going to cut your hair, hold still!
