#incorrect the witcher

Y/N: Can I please burn this place?

Geralt: Seeing as it’s a castle made of stone, I don’t think fire is going to do much damage.

Y/N: But trying will make me feel better.

Geralt: Are you good at negotiations?

Y/N: Yes, but last week a dragon almost set my hair on fire, so it’s your turn to negotiate.

Sam: So get this-

Dean, and Y/N: *Sighs* here we go!

Sam: *Confused*what?

Dean: Everytime we get a day off you always pop up with a “so get this” and the whole day is ruined!

Sam: Well excuse me but-

Y/N:Shush.

Dean, and Sam:What?

Y/N: Shut up!

Sam: You know-

Y/N: Oh my- SHUT UP! Don’t you hear that?

Dean: Hear what?

Y/N: I hear yelling from outside the bunker.

*Dean, Sam and Y/N grab their guns*

Dean: *Whispers* I’ll open the door, you two will aim for whatever it is.

Y/N: Open the damn door, Dean.

Dean: Pfft, rude. *Opens the door*

Sam, and Y/N:FREEZE!

Geralt: I told you not to make it mad!

Jaskier: You told me after I made it mad!

Dean:HEY!

*Geralt, and Jaskier stop arguing*

Dean: Who the hell are you?!

Geralt: *Angrily looks at Jaskier*

Jaskier: Oh and I suppose it’s my fault there are people with weapons looking at us as well?!

Y/N: I don’t care who’s fault is whatever is going on, but you better start talking or you won’t leave alive.

Geralt: I like them.

Jaskier: *Exasperated* of course you do! They just threatened to kill us and you get excited.

Y/N: Talk. Now.

Geralt: It is hard to explain, you wouldn’t believe me.

Y/N, Sam and Dean: *Looks at each other* try us.

Geralt: I am the witcher Geralt of Rivia, the Butcher of Blaviken. And you are?

Jaskier:

Jaskier: In love.

Geralt (one second after seeing what damage the law of surprise does): Mh you know what I think I’ll request the law of surprise, what could go wrong?