#supernatural incorrect quotes
Y/N: Who moved my C4? I just reorganized and it should be between the burner phones and the det-cords.
Sam: Leaving aside the fact that you alphabetized your weapons closet, you used the last of your C4 trying to prove that you could brake into an unbreakable safe.
Y/N: Oh, right. That was fun. Use the money I won off that bet to get me more C4.
Y/N: *Burps loudly*
Sam: Ew, did you have to do that at the table?
Y/N: What did you want me to do? Hold it in, go outside and then release it like a dragon?
Sam: Well- I don’t know.
Y/N: Then shut up *burps again*
Dean, to Sam: *Nudges Sam with his elbow* That’s one of the reasons I married them.
Dean: *Smiles at Y/N lovestruck* I love you.
Y/N: Aw, I love you to Dean.
Dean: *Burps*
Y/N:Nice*Burps*
Sam: Ugh, I’m leaving.
Dean, and Y/N:Bye!
Sam: You two are perfect for each other.
Dean, and Y/N: We know!
Dean:I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Sam: Y/N is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Dean.
Y/N: I feel like Dean is the more responsible one of us two though.
Dean: We are both 70% of each others’ impulse control.
Y/N: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
Y/N: We need to get through this locked door. Dean, give me your credit card.
Dean:Here.
Y/N, pocketing it: Thanks. Sam, kick down the door.
Dean: Y/N has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Sam: That can’t be true.
Dean: Watch this.
Dean: Hey Y/N, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Y/N: *Throws themself out a window*
Jody: Do you love Y/N?
Dean: Yeah, I do.
Jody: Sam! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Sam: We all love Y/N. You should’ve asked if he was IN love with them.
Dean:I thought that was implied.
Sam:…
Jody:…
Dean, looking straight at Sam: Congrats Jody, you just won 100 bucks.
Sam: So get this-
Dean, and Y/N: *Sighs* here we go!
Sam: *Confused*what?
Dean: Everytime we get a day off you always pop up with a “so get this” and the whole day is ruined!
Sam: Well excuse me but-
Y/N:Shush.
Dean, and Sam:What?
Y/N: Shut up!
Sam: You know-
Y/N: Oh my- SHUT UP! Don’t you hear that?
Dean: Hear what?
Y/N: I hear yelling from outside the bunker.
*Dean, Sam and Y/N grab their guns*
Dean: *Whispers* I’ll open the door, you two will aim for whatever it is.
Y/N: Open the damn door, Dean.
Dean: Pfft, rude. *Opens the door*
Sam, and Y/N:FREEZE!
Geralt: I told you not to make it mad!
Jaskier: You told me after I made it mad!
Dean:HEY!
*Geralt, and Jaskier stop arguing*
Dean: Who the hell are you?!
Geralt: *Angrily looks at Jaskier*
Jaskier: Oh and I suppose it’s my fault there are people with weapons looking at us as well?!
Y/N: I don’t care who’s fault is whatever is going on, but you better start talking or you won’t leave alive.
Geralt: I like them.
Jaskier: *Exasperated* of course you do! They just threatened to kill us and you get excited.
Y/N: Talk. Now.
Geralt: It is hard to explain, you wouldn’t believe me.
Y/N, Sam and Dean: *Looks at each other* try us.
Y/N: Where are you going?
Dean: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn’t get me one!
Y/N: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Sam, knowing full well that Y/N got Dean an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Dean, with Y/N and Sam behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police:Yes…three.
Dean: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police:Wha-
Dean: Cas FUCKING FELL OFF!
*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Sam: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Dean: Five second rule!
Y/N: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Cas: *Sobs on the floor*
Y/N, watching Sam do something stupid: Dean, you’re officially only the second highest risk here.
Dean: Hell yeah! I’m gonna—
Y/N: Don’t finish that sentence, you’ll move back up.
Cas: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Dean: Oh, we’ve had worse
Me crying In class bc of supernatural: *sobs* ᕼᗴ ᔕᗩIᗪ I ᒪOᐯᗴ YOᑌ ᗩᑎᗪ Tᕼᗴᑎ ᕼᗴ ᗪIᗴᗪ!!!!!
My non supernatural friends: why are you crying and screaming
Me still crying: JUST BEAR WITH ME THE SHOW JUST KNOCKED DOWN MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY!!!!
My friends confused: uhhhhhh ogay
Castiel:You don’t know how much someone is worth to you-
Dean:-until you sell them
Castiel:Dean
Castiel:Where is Jack?
Dean:You really push all my buttons
Sam:I was looking for the mute button
Dean: I had a bad childhood.
Crowley: I know.
Dean: What do you mean you know?
Crowley: Look at you.
Dean: What do you mean look at me?
Crowley: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.
Dean: He died by natural causes
Sam: He was stabbed multiple times
Dean:Well, it’s natural to die after that
Dean:Hear me out-
Sam:No
Dean:What if-
Castiel: No
Dean:We were-
Bobby:No
Dean:Can you guys please stop cutting me off?
Sam:The last time you asked us to hear you out, you talked about raccoons and buttholes, so no
Sam:Would you rather stab Jack or-
Dean:Stab Jack
Sam:But I didn’t even say the other option
Dean:I know, but I would still stab Jack
Sam:
Jack:Not going to lie, I’m feeling a little unsafe in this house. Does anyone else feel the same?
Sam: Stop mixing Shakespearean English with modern English.
Dean: It’s confusing and you’re annoying, you dramatic hipster.
Claire: I swear to the heavens, if’t be true thee sayeth one more word, I shall yeet thee across thy second dimension.
Sam:If it excites you and scares you at the same time then you should probably do it
Jack:Time to slap Dean while he is sleeping
Waitress:*flirting with Castiel*
Sam:You’re being more quiet than usual Dean
Dean:No one plots murder out loud
*At a museum*
Jack:Can we take a picture?
Sam, taking out his phone: Sure
Claire, grabbing a painting off the wall: Alright, run quick! Before they catch us!
Sam:Wait-
