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Y/N: Can I please burn this place?
Geralt: Seeing as it’s a castle made of stone, I don’t think fire is going to do much damage.
Y/N: But trying will make me feel better.
*Y/N to Bruce after he saved Y/N from the Joker that was trying to hurt Bruce*
Y/N: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove off a bridge.
Bruce: *Slightly concerned* Can I pick?
Y/N: Well, this is a nice change of scenery.
Kylo: It’s a prison cell.
Y/N: I was being sarcastic.
Y/N: Who moved my C4? I just reorganized and it should be between the burner phones and the det-cords.
Sam: Leaving aside the fact that you alphabetized your weapons closet, you used the last of your C4 trying to prove that you could brake into an unbreakable safe.
Y/N: Oh, right. That was fun. Use the money I won off that bet to get me more C4.
Y/N: There is not enough salt in the world to protect us from the hell you’re trying to unleash.
Wade: Oh Don’t be such a worrywart. The demon and I go way back!
Loki: I’m so angry at you right now. Nothing will make me feel better.
Thor:
Loki:Don’t
Thor: Spiderling come here
Peter: Hi Mr Loki! :D
Loki, trying to hide his smile:Darn
Peter Parker: Mr. Loki can you hit him with your knife?
Loki: …I believe the correct term is stab.
ravenclaw: *talking about his ex boyfriends*
slytherin: does that mean you um, you just swing that way?
ravenclaw: of course not. i swing all ways. i wield a sword.
slytherin: that’s not what i meant-
slytherin: have you ever seen something that changes your life and you’re just like ‘huh’.
ravenclaw: i saw you.
slytherin: honestly that’s very sweet but it really makes this awkward because i was going to show you a photo of a five scoop ice-cream.
Hazel: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Frank: You are my reward <3
Percy *turning to Annabeth*: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Annabeth: Yeah, you can be a real bitch sometimes.
Kazutora: Do you think when butterflies are in love that they feel humans in their stomach?
(Y/n): Tora. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the FUCK ?
Shinichiro: Does age matter?
Wakasa: Depends. Why do you ask?
Shinichiro: I’m just checking to see if I can eat something from the kids menu.
There in this world, no one gets me as much better as Sylvia Plath and her beautiful quotes do:)
Narration: Hanmas is, by far the most unique association of four scatter-brains brought together for no particular reason.
Can’t believe? Have a look yourself at what happens when they are presented with a locked door:
Chifuyu:*finds the key*
Kisaki: *pick the lock*
Hanma:*kicks it down*
Takemichi:*knock*
The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for.
-Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
zenitsu:you’re crazy!
inosuke: i know! isn’t it great??
inosuke:shut up
zenitsu: i didn’t say anything—
inosuke: i don’t care, shut up
zenitsu: right now, i don’t know if i want to kiss you or push you off a bridge.
tanjiro:am i allowed to choose?
zenitsu:no
