#incorrect tsc quotes

Tessa: Who is responsible for this mess?!

Little James:Dad.

Little Lucie:Dad.

Will: I’m in need of new children.

Will: Did you dream about me?

Jem: I actually did.

Will: What did I do?

Jem: *thinking about Will being a stripper"

Jem(blushing): Nothing unusual.

Jace: Any chance we’ll get spaghetti in the bathtub?

Clary: What? No!

Jace: Of course it wouldn’t be made by Izzy, don’t worry.

Isabelle: I take that personally!

Jace: I’m not a bad influence!

Clary: You were literally a demonic psychopath.

Jace: Yeah, but it wasn’t my fault. Sebastian, the demonic psychopath who made me into one, was your brother, remember?

Isabelle: Not again…

Charlotte: Go and make your bed, I’ve already asked you!

Will: Why make my bed when I’m going to sleep in it tonight?

Charlotte: Why feed you when you’re going to die anyway?

Simon: Your eyes are like IKEA.

Izzy:What?

Simon: I’m lost in them.

Izzy: WHAT’S IKEA?!

Jem: Can we play a game?

Kit:Sure.

Jem: Who would you take on a deserted island with you?

Kit: Dora for sure. That girl has everything in her backpack!

Jem: How man people are buried in that cemetery over there?

Kit: I don’t know, like 10,000?

Jem: No, all of them.

Kit: I hate your dad jokes…

Jem: You really should stop drinking.

Will:Why?

Jem: Do you remember last night?

Will: Yeah, but I wasn’t really drunk…

Jem: YOU ALMOST RAN INTO GABRIEL’S ROOM SINGING THE DEMON POX SONG!

Ty: Would you help me with resurrecting Livvy?

Kit: Yes of course, how romantic!

Dru: Why don’t you believe me?

Kit: You don’t show me your sources.

Dru: My sources are: dude trust me.

Julian: Do no harm but take no shit.

Emma: Take no shit.

Julian: Emma no-

Clary: I’m not short!

Jace: Are you sure? You’re my shawty. *winks*

Clary: THIS ISN’T FUNNY!

Will: Who wants to accompany me to Jem today?

*Everyone runs away*

Will: Oh c'mon guys!

Diana: Can you draw a X?

Emma: But I never dated anyone.

Diana:*facepalm*