#twst mc
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Yuu/Mc: I get that you’re a business man but don’t you think 600 thousand madols is unforgivingly over priced for an art commission headshot?
Azul: Art commission?
Yuu/Mc:
Yuu/Mc,slowly typing away in their phone for the location of Crowley: Does it come with cleanup?
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Ace: Dude, imagine if all the women died and the only humans left are men.
Deuce: That’s going to be a pain in the ass
Ace:
Grim:
Yuu/Mc:
Cater:
Everyone in Heartslabyul:
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Yuu/Mc: You are aware those energy drinks are going to kill you
Idia: they’re taking forever!
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Mc/Yuu: So how rich are you?
Malleus being taught by Lilia to flirt: Rich enough to be your sugar daddy
Lilia at the background, whistling, PROUD, being held down by silver as to not disturb them:
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Mc/Yuu persuading Ace to study: Probably by now, future you is shit talking about you.
Ace scoffing still playing on his phone: Jokes on him, I’ll ruin his life.
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Riddle: It has come to my concern that I am about to release an unhealthy amount of rage upon you. AGAIN.
Ace: Uh?
Riddle: Unfortunately, I have promised not to make the same mistake.
Ace: Cool, so-am I not going to be punished?
Riddle: Yet I found a better alternative. Why don’t you and I go for a school tour?
Ace: With you? I mean.. That’s kinda awkward but I don’t want to hear you talk about the school like an archaeologist.
Riddle, breathes in deeply and sighs: For the Seven’s sake Ace, I will dangle you by the edge of the broom via skyline tour and see how good your flaunting endurance can bring you.
Ace:
Ace: DID YOU JUST THREATENED TO KILL ME?
Riddle: Would you prefer the collar or the natural cause?
Mc/Yuu: ಠ_ಠ
Mc/Yuu: RIDDLE NO-
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After being bugged by Azul and Floyd to try ang get Jade to save their lives from him, take a break. The Prefect conceded with a free meal in place
Yuu/Mc tired from being mentally tug around by Azul and Floyd: Go touch some grass Jade. You’re probably high on caffeine, nerves and fumes from the psychedelic mushrooms- wherever you took that from.
Jade, messy hair, crazy smile and his right eye twitching : Prefect, I do appreciate such concern however I am not as fragile as your kind; I’ll last a bit more longer.
Yuu/Mc:
Yuu/Mc: Right. Merfolk.
Yuu/Mc turning around and leaving: Go touch some kelp then.
Jade:
Jade: (ಠ⌣ಠ)?!?
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When Yuu/MC is kinda tired from using the nicer option of problems when doing counseling
TRIGGER WARNING FOR DARK THEMES AND INSENSITIVITY
This conversation happened (to me) lately and I imagined Yuu/Mc being sick of the BS pulled a 180 on the diplomatic approach they always had and I sincerely apologize for the insensitivity and I promise I don’t say these to my friends when they come to me for help. I took their problems seriously. Please don’t come for me. I’m aware of such mistake.
Yuu/MC listening to a student venting their unhealthy relationship: You’re scared to take responsibility when they resorted to suicide, hence you stayed in that relationship out of fear and pity despite the manipulation and gaslighting they have done. Is that right?
Random student:Yes.
Yuu/MC: You want my input and advices on what to do in this situation?
Random Student: ….Yes….
Yuu/MC: Here’s the 2 solutions I come up with………
Later on that day
Ace:Yo Mc~…. you good? another student counseling huh?
Yuu/Mc: Yeah, relationship problems.
Ace:Yikes, good thing I broke up with mine. I’m basically free~ Maybe I can help you with my wisdom. Tell ya best bud what it is~
Yuu/MC:*sighs* What would you do if you were forced yourself in a relationship where small misunderstandings become a blown out fight and your S/O plays the victim card- using suicide, to make you stay with them? You have the mindset to leave the relationship yet you feel trapped with pity, guilt and fear of the consequences. Wouldn’t the best choice is to leave the relationship after the chances you gave, deep conversations initiated, and help you provided if nothing worked? It’s your wellbeing the cost After all.
Ace:I’d say we kill that other person….KIDDING HAHAHA
Yuu/Mc:……..
Yuu/MC: … No need, they’re willing to do it themselves
Ace: Sweet! we’ll support them
Grim: ACE?! HENCHMAN IS POSSESSED?! WHAT?!
Deuce worried asfq: ACE! That’s immoral, and PREFECT! please don’t commit homicide. There’s always another way…I think…. We can ask Dorm head or any senpai if you’re troubled?
Grim:Yuu/Mc is becoming more NRC everyday….
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*Writing a reflection paper about themselves*
Mc: Hey epel, what was your first impression of me before?
Epel not looking up from his paper:Anti-social
Mc: ohh.. What kind of personality is that even?
Epel, looking at them dead in the eyes not missing a beat: A disorder.
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Malleus: Child of man, why are you covering your right eye? Are you hurt?
Lilia smiling cheekily: This is that one trend I told you about Malleus. Youths have this, “Emo phase” where they are cynical and edgy. Concluding that living is meaningless
Mc: Humans are created to serve a supreme being and is predestined to die with the code embedded in their minds. A structure of “saving grace” that is said to bring transcendency is nothing but a lie crafted to enslave the people through a religious system.
Silver: They’re hiding their bruised eye from running into a lamp post
Mc, flustered and stuttering: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!
Lilia: HAHAHAHAHA I can’t believe you didn’t notice the lamp post
Malleus: ಠ_ಠ
Mc: I was too absorbed by my surroundings okay-
Silver: Grim hasn’t stopped laughing and Sebek is still screaming for Ice in the kitchen ever since you all walked in here
Mc: SHHHHH!!
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Lilia sipping tea at the lounge: What are the things you think that mc likes about you?
Malleus: I am uncertain but I believe it’s countable
Mc walking pass them: Yeah because all it says is “everything”
Lilia: *laughs proudly* smooth~
Malleus: *Internal screaming while trying to calm himself down by drinking tea but missed his mouth*
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Professor Crewel: How on earth would you bad pups explain this kind of crude behavior?
Deuce: I’m gonna have to say verbally.
Ace: Because judging by that tone of voice…
Mc:… You might not be in the mood for the interpretative dance we’ve prepared.
Incorrect Quotes
Vil: All these organs and you chose to be an asshole.
Leona: All these smarties and you chose to be stupid.
Vil: All these coins and you still couldn’t change.
Leona: All these light bulbs yet you’re still actin shady
Vil: All these vegetables and we still got beef.
Leona: All these crutches and I can’t still stand you
Vil: Sit down bitch. All these fences yet I still can seem to get over you.
Leona: All these glasses yet you still can’t see right through me.
Vil: All these professionals yet you chose to be an egoist.
Mc: all these letters in the alphabet yet you both can’t say I like you. Omg
It’s not that I don’t trust Jamil but, I also don’t trust Jamil lol
This might suit another character better, but I thought Malleus was the closest equivelent to Robert Pattinson lol
original tweet/post below
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☀️ 5 am morning jog ☀️
Me:
(I swear my mind didn’t think of something else-)
MC: “So you want me to give you a nickname since giving me your real name is too much trouble?”
Malleus: *nods*
MC: “Hmmm…. How about Hornton?”
MC and Malleus: ……..
MC: “You’re right. I’ll think of another.”
MC: *angry* “I can’t believe you would actually throw me!”
Floyd: “I was careful to make sure you didn’t break anything.”
MC: “Are we talking about my bones or the stacks of boxes you threw me at?!”
Jack: *handing MC a bottle of water* “Here you go.”
MC: “What’s this for?” *takes the bottle and starts drinking*
Jack: “I was worried. Ruggie-senpai says you usually get thirsty around me.”
MC: *suddenly chocking on the water* “WHAT?!”
