Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Ace: Dude, imagine if all the women died and the only humans left are men.

Deuce: That’s going to be a pain in the ass

Ace:

Grim:

Yuu/Mc:

Cater:

Everyone in Heartslabyul:

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc/Yuu: So how rich are you?

Malleus being taught by Lilia to flirt: Rich enough to be your sugar daddy

Lilia at the background, whistling, PROUD, being held down by silver as to not disturb them:

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc/Yuu persuading Ace to study: Probably by now, future you is shit talking about you.

Ace scoffing still playing on his phone: Jokes on him, I’ll ruin his life.

Incorrect Twisted Wonderland Quotes

When Yuu/MC is kinda tired from using the nicer option of problems when doing counseling

TRIGGER WARNING FOR DARK THEMES AND INSENSITIVITY

This conversation happened (to me) lately and I imagined Yuu/Mc being sick of the BS pulled a 180 on the diplomatic approach they always had and I sincerely apologize for the insensitivity and I promise I don’t say these to my friends when they come to me for help. I took their problems seriously. Please don’t come for me. I’m aware of such mistake.

Yuu/MC listening to a student venting their unhealthy relationship: You’re scared to take responsibility when they resorted to suicide, hence you stayed in that relationship out of fear and pity despite the manipulation and gaslighting they have done. Is that right?

Random student:Yes.

Yuu/MC: You want my input and advices on what to do in this situation?

Random Student: ….Yes….

Yuu/MC: Here’s the 2 solutions I come up with………

Later on that day

Ace:Yo Mc~…. you good? another student counseling huh?

Yuu/Mc: Yeah, relationship problems.

Ace:Yikes, good thing I broke up with mine. I’m basically free~ Maybe I can help you with my wisdom. Tell ya best bud what it is~

Yuu/MC:*sighs* What would you do if you were forced yourself in a relationship where small misunderstandings become a blown out fight and your S/O plays the victim card- using suicide, to make you stay with them? You have the mindset to leave the relationship yet you feel trapped with pity, guilt and fear of the consequences. Wouldn’t the best choice is to leave the relationship after the chances you gave, deep conversations initiated, and help you provided if nothing worked? It’s your wellbeing the cost After all.

Ace:I’d say we kill that other person….KIDDING HAHAHA

Yuu/Mc:……..

Yuu/MC: … No need, they’re willing to do it themselves

Ace: Sweet! we’ll support them

Grim: ACE?! HENCHMAN IS POSSESSED?! WHAT?!

Deuce worried asfq: ACE! That’s immoral, and PREFECT! please don’t commit homicide. There’s always another way…I think…. We can ask Dorm head or any senpai if you’re troubled?

Grim:Yuu/Mc is becoming more NRC everyday….

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Malleus: Child of man, why are you covering your right eye? Are you hurt?

Lilia smiling cheekily: This is that one trend I told you about Malleus. Youths have this, “Emo phase” where they are cynical and edgy. Concluding that living is meaningless

Mc: Humans are created to serve a supreme being and is predestined to die with the code embedded in their minds. A structure of “saving grace” that is said to bring transcendency is nothing but a lie crafted to enslave the people through a religious system.

Silver: They’re hiding their bruised eye from running into a lamp post

Mc, flustered and stuttering: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!

Lilia: HAHAHAHAHA I can’t believe you didn’t notice the lamp post

Malleus: ಠ_ಠ

Mc: I was too absorbed by my surroundings okay-

Silver: Grim hasn’t stopped laughing and Sebek is still screaming for Ice in the kitchen ever since you all walked in here

Mc: SHHHHH!!

Incorrect Quotes

Them: You’ve been obsessing over this “twisted wonderland” game for a while. Tell me what’s it about?

Me: Well….

Me: *Clears throat, drinks water and fixes an imaginary eyeglass*

Me: Here’s the plot-

Me: The protagonist woke up in a coffin and faced the culprit who opened it; it was a talking Tanuki. Subsequently making a mess in the entrance ceremony, the protagonist discovers a fantasy world considered mythical to us. After affirming that they don’t belong to this world called Twisted Wonderland, the headmaster of the peculiar school- Night Raven College; allowed them to stay in an abandoned ghost habited dormitory named the Ramshackle Dorm since they couldn’t send them back home. Now living with the same pyromaniac-tanuki named Grim- that caused problems upon arrival, their stay was a wild one. Being enrolled as a 2-in-1 student with Grim while holding the title as Prefect to watch over the said monster using a ghost camera within an all-boys magical school wasn’t an easy feat. Consider being magicless and slowly also unofficially becoming the school’s detective and therapist in an enclosed space filled with: prideful, uncooperative, powerful, and broken students that can cause genocide but has a heart-wrenching back story that needs cookies, therapy, and cuddles. And then there’s you fixing almost every student there. You can say whoever the god of that world thought, “Oh, this is going to be good.”, puts a mundane person from another dimension to theirs. Who wants nothing to do with their problems and somehow creates disasters while fixing them, sacrificing the possibility of their sanity in the process.

Them: Wow… That’s… Interesting, comforting and dark..? I get why you like that since it’s related to psychology but…?

Me: There are fine men here.

Them: I rest my case. Tell me each man and I mean every detail you could.

Incorrect Twisted Wonderland Quotes

Ctto: I saw this in yt shorts although I think it was in tiktok.

Deuce: Hey Mc do you want some raicisns

Mc:…. What?

Ace: Did he just-?

Epel: Deuce, since when were you racist?

Deuce: What? All I’m asking is if they want some raicisns

Jack: Deuce. Those are called raisins.

Ace: DUDE-

Grim:….. Pfft..

Epel: What do they look like?

Deuce: Little Black beans?

Ace and Grim: GAHAHAHAAHAHA

Jack: Deu-Pfft- NO- THEY ARE DRIED GRAPES!

Mc: They are not called raicisns but raisins.

Deuce: Oh-OH! Now I remember-

Incorrect Quotes

Lilia sipping tea at the lounge: What are the things you think that mc likes about you?

Malleus: I am uncertain but I believe it’s countable

Mc walking pass them: Yeah because all it says is “everything”

Lilia: *laughs proudly* smooth~

Malleus: *Internal screaming while trying to calm himself down by drinking tea but missed his mouth*

Incorrect Quotes

Vil: All these organs and you chose to be an asshole.

Leona: All these smarties and you chose to be stupid.

Vil: All these coins and you still couldn’t change.

Leona: All these light bulbs yet you’re still actin shady

Vil: All these vegetables and we still got beef.

Leona: All these crutches and I can’t still stand you

Vil: Sit down bitch. All these fences yet I still can seem to get over you.

Leona: All these glasses yet you still can’t see right through me.

Vil: All these professionals yet you chose to be an egoist.

Mc: all these letters in the alphabet yet you both can’t say I like you. Omg

Me:

(I swear my mind didn’t think of something else-)

MC: “So you want me to give you a nickname since giving me your real name is too much trouble?”

Malleus: *nods*

MC: “Hmmm…. How about Hornton?”

MC and Malleus: ……..

MC: “You’re right. I’ll think of another.”

Cater: “Why do you guys look so sad?”

Ace: “Have a seat and we’ll tell you.”

Cater: *sits next to them on the bench*

Deuce: “This bench is freshly painted.”

*MC holding onto Ruggie’s shirt*

MC: “I really like Ruggie’s shirt.”

Jack: “Does it still smell like him?”

MC: “…not anymore.”

*This is based on the birthday lines the boys say to you and my best reactions to some of them. I have linked the video so pls show your support to the person who took the time to translate it for us.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJx-jpIzElY

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Ace: “Too bad! You didn’t get the ace of hearts. Looks like-”

MC: “But I still stole your heart, don’t I?”

Ace: “….yes”

….

Trey: “Since it’s your birthday, I’ll let you have one wish. As long as it’s within my capability.”

MC: ….

MC: “Marry me.”

….

Leona: “Well sorry, but don’t expect me to do anything special for your birthday.”

MC: *time to unleash the twinkly kitty eyes attack*

….

Jack: “Follow me, we’re going training.”

MC: “Are you seriously going to train me to run faster on my birthday?”

Jack: “Hmm. I guess that’s one way to prevent yourself from being marked.”

MC:

….

Ruggie: “Well of course I’m here to celebrate this occasion with you. Why else would I be here?”

*MC staring as Ruggie continuous to put food from the table into his bag*

….

Azul: “I assure you that my gift is to your liking. After all, I have carefully researched all your preferences.”

MC: *sweats and immediately clearing their search history*

….

MC: “JADE DO SOMETHING! YOUR BROTHER IS GOING TO KILL ME!!”

Floyd: *happily carrying MC on his shoulder to head for a ‘thrilling time’ in the Coral Sea*

Jade: “Oya oya~”

….

*Kalim wanting to wish MC a happy birthday as many times as possible*

Kalim: *pops in from behind* “Happy birthday MC!”

Kalim: *pops in from the cauldron* “Happy birthday MC!”

Kalim: *opens the door* “Happy birthd-!”

MC: “Kalim!! This is the bathroom! Get out!”

….

Vil: “I of course am giving you the best present for a growing person such as yourself.”

*MC receives anti-aging skincare products. Feels a stray tear roll down their eye*

….

Idia: “Happy birthday. You’re one year closer to death, how’s it feel?”

MC:…

*proceeds to drag Idia into the party in hopes he will collapse from the extrovert atmosphere*

….

Malleus: “I wish you a happy birthday, and you have my blessings.”

MC: *hit with sudden sleeping beauty vibes*

….

Sebek: “How can you not know what you want?! I shall not leave your side until you come up with something!”

MC: “…Works for me.”

….

Lilia: “Of course I remember your birthday. But I tend to forget my own. Hehehe, can’t you remember it for me?”

MC: “Is this some new form of proposal?”

….

Grimm: “We get to eat a big cake today, right?! I’m sure you can’t finish it on your own, so I’ll help you out. Nyahaha!”

MC: “Oh you ignorant cat. You underestimate my second stomach for sweets.”

Ace: “I’m quick at math.”

Jack: “What’s 95 x 32?”

Ace: “67.”

Jack: “…That’s not even close.”

Ace: “But it was quick.”

MC: *angry* “I can’t believe you would actually throw me!”

Floyd: “I was careful to make sure you didn’t break anything.”

MC: “Are we talking about my bones or the stacks of boxes you threw me at?!”

Jack: *handing MC a bottle of water* “Here you go.”

MC: “What’s this for?” *takes the bottle and starts drinking*

Jack: “I was worried. Ruggie-senpai says you usually get thirsty around me.”

MC: *suddenly chocking on the water* “WHAT?!”

Leona: “I have your child.”

Farena: “*gasp* What are your demands?”

Leona: “Are you kidding me? It’s almost end of school hours, pick your child up!!”

Cheka: *running around the Savanaclaw lounge with Jack and Ruggie chasing after him*

Malleus: “Sebek. You don’t have to keep waiting for me.”

Malleus: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?”

Sebek: “Waiting for you to come back.”

After saving so many gems since launch, I have been rewarded:)

Also… #RIPDeucey