Malleus’ wish

Diasomnia Dorm - Malleus’ room

Malleus: My wish is… “For Gaogao Dracon-kun to be able to make new friends.”

Idia: Pfft! I’d have never expected the name of such a retro pet simulation game come out of the great Malleus-dono’s mouth!

Ortho: I have never heard of it myself.

Ortho:[Initiating online search engine: “Gaogao Dracon-kun”]

Ortho: Found it. It’s a toy that lets you take care of a dragon that you’ve hatched, in a dedicated portable console.

Idia: Yep, it’s a cheap little LCD game attached to a keychain.

Idia: This used to be all the rage when I was younger…

Idia: -And you’re playing with it even now, Malleus-dono?

Malleus: Yes. Long ago, Lilia had procured it as a souvenir when he had traveled to foreign lands.

Idia: (Pfft! One of the world’s top class mages and heir to the throne of the Valley of Thorns… is so crazy about this little kiddie toy? That cracks me up lololol)

Malleus: Just recently, I have learned of a communication function that would allow Dracon-kun to connect to others and make friends…

Malleus: However, it will not function unless there is another such as my Dracon-kun present.

Ortho: The likelihood of anyone around Malleus Draconia-san who would have the same game is…

Malleus: There is none.

Idia: Figured. It’s been over like, 10 years since it was popular and I’m pretty sure they don’t even make this stuff anymore.

Malleus: As I feared, it was not enough to simply wish for Dracon-kun to have more friends, was it…

Idia: Why’re you looking like someone who’s been checkmated…

Idia: I mean, c'mon, this thing was so popular almost every kid on the block had one. Shouldn’t be too hard to dig one up.

Idia: Ortho, look up all online market sites and specialty electronic stores and see if they’re selling this thing. Ah, it’s fine even if its used, just make sure its operational.

Ortho: Understood.

Idia: As a collector I’d normally prefer it in mint condition but in this case, there’s no point if it doesn’t even work.

Idia: There are cases where the electronic toy actually deteriorates faster if you never let it out and get some air.

Malleus: …I have not a clue of what you are saying, however you seem quite talkative today.

Ortho: [148 hits, now displaying the search results]

Idia: Fuhihi!! There you have it, there’s about 148 ‘Gaogao Dracon-kun’ in working condition!

Malleus: Is that true?

Malleus: I am not certain on the ways of procuring goods online, but I can pay for it. Would you be willing to order it in my stead?

Idia: Oh, uh, alright then… and done. It should drop by in a couple of days.

Malleus: …You have my thanks. You have done well today, Shroud.

Malleus: When it arrives, I will be sure to reward you handsomely.

Ortho: I think it’s amazing that you could fulfill Malleus Draconia’s wish so quickly, brother!

Idia: I-I don’t care about being praised for doing something as simple as this…

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc/Yuu: So how rich are you?

Malleus being taught by Lilia to flirt: Rich enough to be your sugar daddy

Lilia at the background, whistling, PROUD, being held down by silver as to not disturb them:

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Malleus: Child of man, why are you covering your right eye? Are you hurt?

Lilia smiling cheekily: This is that one trend I told you about Malleus. Youths have this, “Emo phase” where they are cynical and edgy. Concluding that living is meaningless

Mc: Humans are created to serve a supreme being and is predestined to die with the code embedded in their minds. A structure of “saving grace” that is said to bring transcendency is nothing but a lie crafted to enslave the people through a religious system.

Silver: They’re hiding their bruised eye from running into a lamp post

Mc, flustered and stuttering: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!

Lilia: HAHAHAHAHA I can’t believe you didn’t notice the lamp post

Malleus: ಠ_ಠ

Mc: I was too absorbed by my surroundings okay-

Silver: Grim hasn’t stopped laughing and Sebek is still screaming for Ice in the kitchen ever since you all walked in here

Mc: SHHHHH!!

Incorrect Quotes

Lilia sipping tea at the lounge: What are the things you think that mc likes about you?

Malleus: I am uncertain but I believe it’s countable

Mc walking pass them: Yeah because all it says is “everything”

Lilia: *laughs proudly* smooth~

Malleus: *Internal screaming while trying to calm himself down by drinking tea but missed his mouth*

Summary: a Tangled!AU with Malleus as Rapunzel, and reader as Flynn

This is also a collab with the talented @myuunji please do check out their blog if you haven’t already!!

“What are you doing?”

“What?” You looked at him as if he’d grown an extra head. “Of course it’s to…”

The world sets his senses ablaze. Malleus is revering at the way he’s lost in it: the sunlight that cast the town in a golden glow, the lanterns and flowers that’s blurring from how the dance spins, and steps, and brings him round and round again.

His partner changes once more, and Malleus hears a laugh that draws his eyes in its direction. Everything slows, it comes to focus on the crinkle at the corner of your eyes, your grin, and the way you looked as if the world couldn’t touch you.

He longs, for a moment, to reach out towards that light - and then the music clicks back into place as momentum draws him into a turn, pulling him away and leaving Malleus stunned by the sudden loss of that sight.

The melody picks up its tempo, building into a crescendo. The beat quickens, the smiles grow more giddy, and this time Malleus doesn’t stop himself from searching for you. A glance, a discreet turn, a tilt of the head–

His heart almost stops when you appear from behind him, switching partners and stepping around so fluidly as if you’ve known this dance all your life.

With how happy you look right now, Malleus hopes you really did.

The world starts to spin again.

-

“This is an improvement from the tavern,” Malleus glances at you out of the corner of his eye. “Are you familiar with this town?”

He can imagine you living here, free from the bounty on your head and friends with many. Perhaps he might see you during a celebration such as this again, and–

“I’ve visited a few times before, but never stuck around too long because of…” You gesture vaguely, bringing his attention to your deft hands. A stall is selling apples for a deal, and you smile as you give them the coin for it - from his pouch. “It’s a nice place though, right?”

You turn to him, returning the money and expecting an answer.

“I wouldn’t mind visiting again,” he manages to say.

There’s a tilt to your lips as you consider it. “So you like atmospheres like these, huh? The tower probably didn’t have much for entertainment with you all alone.”

“I didn’t mind being alone that much,” he admits. “But it would be nice to be invited to events once in a while.”

You said you’d keep that in mind, and Malleus can’t help but wonder what his life might’ve been like if only he’d met you earlier. He looks pointedly at the bouquet in your arms as you sit yourselves on a bench, raising a brow. “Do vendors normally give out cabbages to who they think are couples?”

You almost choke at his wording. “I– Uh, not exactly. I think it was just because he owned a vegetable stall.” You look down at the greens. “Generally it’d be a bouquet of flowers, but I suppose if you try hard enough they’d look like roses?”

“Would you prefer if they were something else?”

Malleus took your curious look as a go-ahead to show what he meant; he reaches out and touches the tip of his finger to the bouquet, and you watch in awe as a familiar green trail of magic envelops it. It tickles your hands as the cabbages glow and bloom into soft petals of yellows and blues and purples, like a meadow of wildflowers captured to rest in your arms.

He picks one to tuck behind your ear with a pleased smile. “…There.”

Your eyes widen as you feel your face heating up. In your indignation you avert your gaze and demand that Malleus turn around so that you aren’t the only one decorated with blooms (and so that he wouldn’t notice your movements growing flustered).

Yet even as you tuck flower after flower into his hair, you slowly come to the realization that they stood out vibrantly against his dark locks. Not to mention, it’s hard to embarrass a man who knows nothing of what your actions might imply.

It’s a blessing and a curse, for when he smiles at you after you’re done, you realize…

“How do I look?” He asks.

Beautiful, you think. (It’s bittersweet.) You look like a prince.

And princes have always been out of reach for commoners, and lie even further from a thief wanted by the kingdom.

“Great,” You reply weakly, folding your hands onto your lap and smiling back. “You look wonderful.”

art credits to @myuunji​ !!

MC: “So you want me to give you a nickname since giving me your real name is too much trouble?”

Malleus: *nods*

MC: “Hmmm…. How about Hornton?”

MC and Malleus: ……..

MC: “You’re right. I’ll think of another.”

UNTIL NOW❤️❤️❤️

(let’s just hope he didn’t learn cooking from you-know-who)

Be in a scandal relationship with Vil

-OR-

Be in a secret romance with Malleus

Malleus: “Sebek. You don’t have to keep waiting for me.”

Malleus: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?”

Sebek: “Waiting for you to come back.”

So I tried @deescade ‘s click and drag game and…

Have you ever seen a situation which is so hard to be true yet fits the characters so perfectly

『feelin down so…—』

Diasomnia with a chubby gn!s/o that’s insecure about the way they look

tw// a little angsty, fat shaming, body insecurity

Malleus Draconia

• Who said these things to you?
• He found you standing in front of a mirror with your arms wrapped around your torso with a look of pain across your face.
• “My dear, what ails you so? You’re holding your stomach, are you perhaps in pain?”
• You look up at him with a look of sadness.
• “Mal, do you think I’m pretty?”
• His head tilted a little in confusion.
• What? Of course he does! In his eyes you’re the only color in the world. How could he not think you’re a rare gem amongst diamonds?
• “Well, what makes you ask this? Of course I do. You’re beautiful, no matter what form you take.”
• Was he flattering you to make you feel better? Was he complimenting you to be sweet? You couldn’t read him.
• “But I’m… my family thinks less of me because of the way I look. They all poke fun at me because I’m fat, and that I’m lesser than the others in my age group. My cousins, by siblings… at least that’s how it used to be before I came here.”
• His eyes widened in shock.
• He knew that humans could be so shallow at times, being only concerned with material things. As a fae, the things you speak of weren’t important to him. Your health was though, and he wanted to seek and being out the best you! But if this was who you were, generically geared to be built like this, there would be no changing that.
• “My dearest… I apologize to hear that you’ve gone through that. By the Great Seven, humans can be so fickle at times… regardless of your appearance, I will love you. To be very frank, I don’t care if you take the form of a stick, or a marshmallow, or a pear, or a strawberry. You are you. Uniquely you. From the crown of your head down to the heels of your feet, you are beautiful in your own way. Do not let the words of others cut you… or I’ll cut them.”
• A tear laden smile crossed your lips as you hugged him, burying your face in his uniform.
• He let you cry in him as he hugged you close.
• Some cuddles ought to do the trick to ease this sadness, would they not?

~~~~

Lilia Vanrouge

• “Little bat, what has gotten you all upset?”
• They were just minding their own business, just floating around Diasomnia like the curious old fae he was. He spotted you with a gloomy look on your face.
• “Oh, hi Lilia. It’s nothing for you to worry about, really.”
• They feigned an emotional wound. He floated up around you, seeing you suddenly grip your body.
• Somethings wrong. They’re not stupid. They’ve raised three kids— you are no different. They smiled, a fang showing through their lips.
• “Ah, but I’ve seen this body language before! You can’t help the fact you’re the way you are, the beautiful and stunning you. Listen, lemme tell you a little story.”
• You looked towards them with a curious, yet nervous glint in your eye.
• They ushered you to slowly walk by him as they floated along, slowly and smoothly through the air as they spoke.
• “There once was a woman known as Aphrodite. The goddess of love, fertility, and beauty. Such a divine woman she was, the woman that came from a shell out of lake water in a pure forest. Broad sunlight shown across her body, extravagance showing in her golden auburn hair and beautiful orange silk loosely covered her shoulders. But what society didn’t notice about this young beauty is that she was also a rather plump woman. So, this is what I like to tell people: If Aphrodite could rock body rolls, so can you. You don’t have to be ashamed of yourself, as you are you. You were made this way.”
• A blush crept onto your face when they brought up Aphrodite. You weren’t sure whether or not they were comparing you to her or not, but you took it as a compliment in a story nonetheless.
• “As well as in many cultures, your body type is considered very beautiful. So don’t be afraid to go get it!”
• You flashed a smile and a small laugh. You thanked them for cheering you up and kissed their cheek, which made them spin circles around you playfully. You giggled at their little hyper episode, allowing them to flash you a wink and taking your hand in his own.
• “Hey, let’s go get some coffee. I know a little brewery not to far from here— the best in all of Briar Valley. Let’s go, gorgeous!”

~~~~

Sebek Zigvolt

• You didn’t show up to the Diasomnia dinner party.
• Angry croc is angry. You disrespected Waka-Sama-Senpai!
• “Oi, human!! You didn’t show for dinner! You know Waka Sama called us all down to have dinner with him and you were invited, you should have done your duty and made yourself known! Have you no sha-“
• “SHUT UP SEBEK!”
• You were already crying, looking in the mirror with a distressed look in your eyes. The mirror had a few cracks in it and your reflection looked shattered in the glass.
• He stopped, and took a moment to analyze the situation. He’s not good with this stuff.
• Especially when people are crying.
• Maybe that approach about his beloved senpai his waka sama was a little too much.
• He kinda panicked and stepped towards your crying body just haphazardly meandering around eggshells.
• “Hey… are you okay?”
• At that point you didn’t really wanna see anyone, let alone this loudass. Tbh he looked kinda ashamed.
• He wouldn’t hear the end of it if this got to Malleus’s ears, so he had to make up for this. Quickly.
• But how? He’s not good at this.
• “Uh… I’m sorry about that. I shouldn’t have yelled, that was inappropriate timing. Seriously, as you okay?”
• He’s told of your concerns, people have been bullying you!
• He wants names.
• How dare they come up on you like that? You are unique in your own way! He has decency you know.
• He’s not just a screaming cabbage man.
• He’ll see to it that you’re protected, just like a good knight.
• He’ll make them all pay, and then he’ll help you accomplish your goals. He wants to help you lose weight. He’ll set up meal plans for you and log what you eat each day.
• He may or may not bring up caloric deficits too, depending on how serious you are. Again, no pressure though!

~~~~

Silver

• As a human himself, he’s more familiar with the insecurity of one’s body.
• He doesn’t really have to ask to know what’s going on. The way you’re holding your stomach, the way you look at yourself, he’s seen it at NRC with some of the basketball players as he roams.
• He’s a lot more nonverbal with his affections.
• He’ll get anyone that bullies you and push em down six feet under. He’s normally around you, pretending to be asleep, listening what others say to and about you.
• He’s trying to protect you, albeit it’s a little creepy at first.
• He’ll often try and make you food, low in calorie of course, and if you’re up for it, he’ll let you train with him. All for the cardio.
• You’ll get what he’s trying to do eventually, and you ask about his recent behavior changes.
• “Well, you’ve been sad recently about the way you look. People have been making comments about you which is also worse. I want to help you.”
• You’re astonished.
• The sleepy silver haired male, normally cold and aloof, is getting close to you!
• He wants to help!
• You stick with his routines, telling you to avoid those supplements that Cater would try and give you.
• “It’s best for you to work out and lose weight naturally. But if all you need is a confidence boost just say the word. I’ll try my hardest for you.”
• He does his best to make sure you feel beautiful. Even though he was raised by fae, and therefore may not be familiar with all human concepts, he will try, with the second nature he has of relating to you.
• “…Thanks, Silv. You’re the best.”
• “No problem, lovely.”

twisted-wonderland-sideblog:

The heck is Hornton?

THEY KNOW AS WELL HERE COME THE DR SEUSS JOKES

pyroxeene:

Hornton hears a please kill me

SEE THEY KNOW

estcaligo:

NO BECAU-

I AM ABOUT TO CAUSE A FOCKING SCENE