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Yuu/Mc: I get that you’re a business man but don’t you think 600 thousand madols is unforgivingly over priced for an art commission headshot?

Azul: Art commission?

Yuu/Mc:

Yuu/Mc,slowly typing away in their phone for the location of Crowley: Does it come with cleanup?

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Ace: Dude, imagine if all the women died and the only humans left are men.

Deuce: That’s going to be a pain in the ass

Ace:

Grim:

Yuu/Mc:

Cater:

Everyone in Heartslabyul:

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Yuu/Mc: You are aware those energy drinks are going to kill you

Idia: they’re taking forever!

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc/Yuu: So how rich are you?

Malleus being taught by Lilia to flirt: Rich enough to be your sugar daddy

Lilia at the background, whistling, PROUD, being held down by silver as to not disturb them:

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc/Yuu persuading Ace to study: Probably by now, future you is shit talking about you.

Ace scoffing still playing on his phone: Jokes on him, I’ll ruin his life.

Incorrect Twisted Wonderland Quotes

Riddle: It has come to my concern that I am about to release an unhealthy amount of rage upon you. AGAIN.

Ace: Uh?

Riddle: Unfortunately, I have promised not to make the same mistake.

Ace: Cool, so-am I not going to be punished?

Riddle: Yet I found a better alternative. Why don’t you and I go for a school tour?

Ace: With you? I mean.. That’s kinda awkward but I don’t want to hear you talk about the school like an archaeologist.

Riddle, breathes in deeply and sighs: For the Seven’s sake Ace, I will dangle you by the edge of the broom via skyline tour and see how good your flaunting endurance can bring you.

Ace:

Ace: DID YOU JUST THREATENED TO KILL ME?

Riddle: Would you prefer the collar or the natural cause?

Mc/Yuu: ಠ_ಠ

Mc/Yuu: RIDDLE NO-

Incorrect Twisted Wonderland Quotes

After being bugged by Azul and Floyd to try ang get Jade to save their lives from him, take a break. The Prefect conceded with a free meal in place

Yuu/Mc tired from being mentally tug around by Azul and Floyd: Go touch some grass Jade. You’re probably high on caffeine, nerves and fumes from the psychedelic mushrooms- wherever you took that from.

Jade, messy hair, crazy smile and his right eye twitching : Prefect, I do appreciate such concern however I am not as fragile as your kind; I’ll last a bit more longer.

Yuu/Mc:

Yuu/Mc: Right. Merfolk.

Yuu/Mc turning around and leaving: Go touch some kelp then.

Jade:

Jade: (ಠ⌣ಠ)?!?

Incorrect Twisted Wonderland Quotes

When Yuu/MC is kinda tired from using the nicer option of problems when doing counseling

TRIGGER WARNING FOR DARK THEMES AND INSENSITIVITY

This conversation happened (to me) lately and I imagined Yuu/Mc being sick of the BS pulled a 180 on the diplomatic approach they always had and I sincerely apologize for the insensitivity and I promise I don’t say these to my friends when they come to me for help. I took their problems seriously. Please don’t come for me. I’m aware of such mistake.


Yuu/MC listening to a student venting their unhealthy relationship: You’re scared to take responsibility when they resorted to suicide, hence you stayed in that relationship out of fear and pity despite the manipulation and gaslighting they have done. Is that right?

Random student:Yes.

Yuu/MC: You want my input and advices on what to do in this situation?

Random Student: ….Yes….

Yuu/MC: Here’s the 2 solutions I come up with………

Later on that day

Ace:Yo Mc~…. you good? another student counseling huh?

Yuu/Mc: Yeah, relationship problems.

Ace:Yikes, good thing I broke up with mine. I’m basically free~ Maybe I can help you with my wisdom. Tell ya best bud what it is~

Yuu/MC:*sighs* What would you do if you were forced yourself in a relationship where small misunderstandings become a blown out fight and your S/O plays the victim card- using suicide, to make you stay with them? You have the mindset to leave the relationship yet you feel trapped with pity, guilt and fear of the consequences. Wouldn’t the best choice is to leave the relationship after the chances you gave, deep conversations initiated, and help you provided if nothing worked? It’s your wellbeing the cost After all.

Ace:I’d say we kill that other person….KIDDING HAHAHA

Yuu/Mc:……..

Yuu/MC: … No need, they’re willing to do it themselves

Ace: Sweet! we’ll support them

Grim: ACE?! HENCHMAN IS POSSESSED?! WHAT?!

Deuce worried asfq: ACE! That’s immoral, and PREFECT! please don’t commit homicide. There’s always another way…I think…. We can ask Dorm head or any senpai if you’re troubled?

Grim:Yuu/Mc is becoming more NRC everyday….

yandere-romanticaa:

shiny-jr:

wolken-himmel:

faeryarchives:

cupids-chamber:

I always wanted to start a tag chain so: Which twst character is likely to fall for you!

I wanted Riddle shsshshhs

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Tags:@strawberrycowmilkmami@grandpapicaca@gh0stbastard@i-stan-lilia@thehollowwriter@roseheartsed@dormhouse@herrianne@nanamisflowerfield@faeryarchives@glamorousruins@honey-milk-depresso@queenscodex @rosestadt@twstlibrary​ And anyone else who would like to join!

THANK U FOR THE TAAAGG HIHI and i didnt expect to get him AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYE

tagging: ummm @akivera@gh0stbastard@wolken-himmel@sacolahdemercado others can join and tag themselves too hihi

Thanks for the tag!

Honestly I’m really surprised by the result but I’m not complaining

Tagging:@shiny-jr@leonakingscholarship@jangmi-latte and anyone else who wants to join in!

Thank you for the tag, Wolk. I see you got the fae you like. 

Ayo?? Let’s gooooo. 

I don’t know many blogs so uh… I’ll tag @yandere-romanticaa​. 

Tied with him and Riddle, it feels accurate because he is exactly the loner gamer type I seem to attract irl

Thanks for the tag babe! My brain is kinda dead rn, guess I’ll tag @merakiuiand@187-mg and whoever else wants to!

Welp, that’s not terrifying at all. Farewell cruel world, I’m about to get kidnapped by the mer-mafia.

As for who to tag…

@acidanser444 and whoever else wants to join in!

Jonah Craggins

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General Information:

Name: Jonah Craggins

Age: 20

Birthday: May 9th

Height: 6ft

Eye Colour: Apricot

Hair Colour: Black with blue bangs

Homeland: Scalding Sands

Dorm: Ignihyde

Family: Uncle Moe; Mrs Downey (cyborg hawk)

EXTRA: He has a long blue lizard tail extending out from his coccyx.

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School Information:

School year: 3rd

Class: 3-A (Student no 7)

Best Subject: Magical Technology

Club: Mountain Appreciation Club

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Facts:

Dominant Hand: Left

Likes: Long road trips; Older Magical Wheels models; Hot sunny days; loud music.

Dislikes: Rust; misplacing his tools; heights.

Favourite Food: Egg Sandwich

Least Favourite Food: Rock Cakes

Hobby: Bird watching; Building his own vehicles; hiding tools and gadgets in holes.

Unique Magic:Spanner in the Works. Jonah’s unique magic can disable machinery – be it mechanical, electrical, or magical. Depending on the sizeandcomplexity of the technology, Jonah will need to use more magic to keep it offline for longer.

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Backstory:

Jonah Craggins hails from the Scalding Sands, specifically from his Uncle Moe’s mechanics workshopand is based of Joanna the Goanna fromThe Rescuers: Down Under.

Growing up, Jonah had cogs and sprockets to play with instead of dolls and teddies, which turned him into quite a proficient little tinker.  

Whether it was vehicles, coffee machines, circuit boards, Jonah watched his Uncle like a hawk and developed a proficiency for mending broken gadgets. He was often caked in oilandgrease from all the things he got up to.

One day, he and his Uncle were driving back from an afternoon of mountain bird-watching when suddenly their car’s brakes cut off. The vehicle swervedandcrashed through the bollard on the side of a cliff. If it wasn’t for Jonah’s Unique Magic – Spanner in the Workspossessing the car and shutting it off, they likely would have driven off the mountainside. Jonah has had a chronic fear of heights ever since.

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Back on the ground, Jonah busies himself with more than just tinkering and repairs. Being an avid fan of old-fashioned Magical Wheels, he’s been working for the last few years on building a discontinued model from scratch. He hopes to be able to incorporate some modern mechanisms into it to make it go as fast as possible.

What’s more, his attention span in lessons leaves much to be desired. Jonah knows he’ll always have a job at his Uncle Moe’s workshop so his commitment to academicsisbelow par. Much to the chagrin of the teachers, Jonah hides unfinished projects all around school. When their backs are turned, he reaches under the floorboards, or behind a shelf, and cracks on with whatever he’s currently working on.

He’s been held back a few years as a result. (He also hates rock cakes from breaking his tooth on one). Mrs Downey is a hawk assistant he rescued and gave a prostheticwing.

MC: “So you want me to give you a nickname since giving me your real name is too much trouble?”

Malleus: *nods*

MC: “Hmmm…. How about Hornton?”

MC and Malleus: ……..

MC: “You’re right. I’ll think of another.”

Cater: “Why do you guys look so sad?”

Ace: “Have a seat and we’ll tell you.”

Cater: *sits next to them on the bench*

Deuce: “This bench is freshly painted.”

*MC holding onto Ruggie’s shirt*

MC: “I really like Ruggie’s shirt.”

Jack: “Does it still smell like him?”

MC: “…not anymore.”

Been having a bad day today so my brain decided to do a ten pull. Luckily Vil came early to ‘motivate’ me.

*This is based on the birthday lines the boys say to you and my best reactions to some of them. I have linked the video so pls show your support to the person who took the time to translate it for us.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJx-jpIzElY

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Ace: “Too bad! You didn’t get the ace of hearts. Looks like-”

MC: “But I still stole your heart, don’t I?”

Ace: “….yes”

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Trey: “Since it’s your birthday, I’ll let you have one wish. As long as it’s within my capability.”

MC: ….

MC: “Marry me.”

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Leona: “Well sorry, but don’t expect me to do anything special for your birthday.”

MC: *time to unleash the twinkly kitty eyes attack*

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Jack: “Follow me, we’re going training.”

MC: “Are you seriously going to train me to run faster on my birthday?”

Jack: “Hmm. I guess that’s one way to prevent yourself from being marked.”

MC:

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Ruggie: “Well of course I’m here to celebrate this occasion with you. Why else would I be here?”

*MC staring as Ruggie continuous to put food from the table into his bag*

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Azul: “I assure you that my gift is to your liking. After all, I have carefully researched all your preferences.”

MC: *sweats and immediately clearing their search history*

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MC: “JADE DO SOMETHING! YOUR BROTHER IS GOING TO KILL ME!!”

Floyd: *happily carrying MC on his shoulder to head for a ‘thrilling time’ in the Coral Sea*

Jade: “Oya oya~”

….

*Kalim wanting to wish MC a happy birthday as many times as possible*

Kalim: *pops in from behind* “Happy birthday MC!”

Kalim: *pops in from the cauldron* “Happy birthday MC!”

Kalim: *opens the door* “Happy birthd-!”

MC: “Kalim!! This is the bathroom! Get out!”

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Vil: “I of course am giving you the best present for a growing person such as yourself.”

*MC receives anti-aging skincare products. Feels a stray tear roll down their eye*

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Idia: “Happy birthday. You’re one year closer to death, how’s it feel?”

MC:…

*proceeds to drag Idia into the party in hopes he will collapse from the extrovert atmosphere*

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Malleus: “I wish you a happy birthday, and you have my blessings.”

MC: *hit with sudden sleeping beauty vibes*

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Sebek: “How can you not know what you want?! I shall not leave your side until you come up with something!”

MC: “…Works for me.”

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Lilia: “Of course I remember your birthday. But I tend to forget my own. Hehehe, can’t you remember it for me?”

MC: “Is this some new form of proposal?”

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Grimm: “We get to eat a big cake today, right?! I’m sure you can’t finish it on your own, so I’ll help you out. Nyahaha!”

MC: “Oh you ignorant cat. You underestimate my second stomach for sweets.”

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