#inspirobot

eveningfall:

bestofinspirobot:

Has everybody heard about the new thing? You’re supposed to go to inspirobot, and your first generated result is what your 2022 is going to be like.

…here’s mine….

uh oh.

I then got this one:

EDIT:

Ok I got one that’s EVEN BETTER

best-of-inspirobot:

[Think long and hard about everything]

best-of-inspirobot:

[Things are actually things. Remember that.]

best-of-inspirobot:

[Here’s the thing, having intercourse with a clown is kinky.]

[Everything you do is so fucking awesome]

[Google coal miners]

[Keep calm and stay dumb]

[Call your congressman if your friend isn’t attractive]

[Hide your intestines]

[A kiss is not for everyone]

[We should all probably find meaning in joy]

[BATTLE the solution to all of life’s problems?]

[Becoming a parent can to some people feel like getting fucked by pregnancy]

[No matter what happens, you should always get financial backing from your best friend’s wife.]

[Stop allowing people into your head when they’ve already proved themselves impolite]

Shigure, in his head:

best-of-inspirobot:

[We can all be cursed if we want to]

best-of-inspirobot:

[She who wrestles with dragons has to be careful lest she herself becomes a dragon]

best-of-inspirobot:

[She who wrestles with dragons has to be careful lest she herself becomes a dragon]

You say that like it’s a bad thing.