#its the rebound trauma of being called young mistress lmfao

Jiang Cheng: Lan Sizhui

Lan Sizhui: yes shushu

Jiang Cheng:

Lan Sizhui:uh

—some time later—

Wei Wuxian: why are they on the ground like that, what are those noises…? Wait, have they been poisoned?!

Lan Xichen: Ah, no. Sizhui called him his shushu

Wei Wuxian:

Lan Xichen: to his face

Wei Wuxian: this is completely unfair

Lan Xichen: ???

Wei Wuxian: Jin Ling calls me ayi.