#jin lings uncle
Jiang Cheng: Lan Sizhui
Lan Sizhui: yes shushu
Jiang Cheng:
Lan Sizhui:uh
—some time later—
Wei Wuxian: why are they on the ground like that, what are those noises…? Wait, have they been poisoned?!
Lan Xichen: Ah, no. Sizhui called him his shushu
Wei Wuxian:
Lan Xichen: to his face
Wei Wuxian: this is completely unfair
Lan Xichen: ???
Wei Wuxian: Jin Ling calls me ayi.
Wei Wuxian: hair goes up? hair goes down. hair goes up? hair goes down. hair goes up? Hair goes down
Lan Xichen: master wei, perhaps this… treatment… could resume… at another time?
Wei Wuxian: hair goes up? hair goes down. hair goes up—
Jiang Cheng: Hanguan Jun, please give us counsel on these important things we need to address
Lan Wangji: mn
Wei Wuxian: hair goes up? hair goes down. hair goes up? hair goes down.
Lan Qiren: wei ying. my nephew’s bangs, funny as they are, are not applicable to a wartime effort. we have serious things to discuss.
Wei Wuxian: but hair goes up? and hair goes down. hair goes all? the way to town.
Jiang Cheng: please, please make him leave
(Wei Wuxian pauses to whisper something to Lan Wangji)
Lan Wangji: wei ying says hair goes up and down.
Lan Qiren:i
Yet Another Beautiful Family Portrait
Jiang Cheng: okay you know what YOU’RE IN TIME OUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE. GET UP THERE
Jin Ling: t hi s house i s a fUcKiNg NIGHTMARE!!!
Junior Shenans Pt 3
Lan Jingyi: who is she though
Ouyang Zizhen: and why have these star-cross’d lovers not taken life by the fatal loins yet
*Wen Ning has left the chat*
Jin Ling: good the interloper’s gone
Lan Sizhui: leave a-ning out of this
Jin Ling: my father looks down on you with disappointment
Lan Jingyi: FOCUS WHO IS SHE
Jin Ling: oh she’s Wen Ning’s sister
Lan Jingyi:
Ouyang Zizhen:
Lan Sizhui: but—
Jin Ling: yeah we almost shared an uncle it’s fine it’s not like I lie awake at night dreading this possibility or anything
Lan Jingyi: wait i thought that one was gay
Ouyang Zizhen, rolling up his sleeves: only one way to find out
Junior Shenans Pt. 1
Ouyang Zizhen, resident romantic: I’m concerned about sect leader jiang
Lan Jingyi:why
Jin Ling: hello what
Wen Ning:???
Lan Sizhui: as he is now my adopted uncle, I concur, what
Ouyang Zizhen: according to my research, he is unwedded, unbedded, and unheired
*Jin Ling chokes on a chicken wing*
Jin Ling: uncle
Wei Wuxian: yes
Jin Ling: no not you
Jiang Cheng: yes…
Jin Ling: no—
Lan Wangji: yes
Nie Huaisang: yes
Jin Guangyao: yes
Jin Ling: wait—
Lan Xichen: yes
Nie Mingjue: yes
Jin Zixun yes
Jin Ling: s.top
Ouyang Zizhen: yes
Lan Jingyi: yes
Lil’ Apple ~flabbergasted~: yes…
Jin Ling:
Ghost of Mo Xuanyu:
Jin Ling: hoe don’t do it
Ghost of Mo Xuanyu, emphatically: yes
Jin Ling: shut up shut up SHUT UP I hate ALL OF YOU
Jin Ling: why does jiujiu own a super feminine comb and never wear it
Wei Wuxian: he likes to give hair accessories as a way of expressing romantic interest
Jin Ling: hm. makes sense.
Wei Wuxian:
Jin Ling:
Wei Wuxian: why are you looking at me like that
Jin Ling:
Jin Ling: so who gave you that ribbon you always wear in your hair, huh
