#jin lings uncles
oh my god i found this on the mdzs reddit
Okay I’m going to try this:
- Mo Xuanyu
- Wei Wuxian
- Jiang Cheng
- Lan Wangji
- Nie Mingjue
- Jin Guangyao
- Wei Wuxian
- Lan Wangji
- Jiang Cheng
- Lan Xichen
- Jin Guangyao
- Lan Xichen
- Nie Mingjue
- Nie Huaisang
Did I get this right?
Jiang Cheng’s garden meet up, in episode of what bullshit does my brother splutter again this weekend. What? He said he is now befriending the Lan boy? Seriously.
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Jiang Cheng: Lan Sizhui
Lan Sizhui: yes shushu
Jiang Cheng:
Lan Sizhui:uh
—some time later—
Wei Wuxian: why are they on the ground like that, what are those noises…? Wait, have they been poisoned?!
Lan Xichen: Ah, no. Sizhui called him his shushu
Wei Wuxian:
Lan Xichen: to his face
Wei Wuxian: this is completely unfair
Lan Xichen: ???
Wei Wuxian: Jin Ling calls me ayi.
Yet Another Beautiful Family Portrait
Jiang Cheng: okay you know what YOU’RE IN TIME OUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE. GET UP THERE
Jin Ling: t hi s house i s a fUcKiNg NIGHTMARE!!!
Yet Another Beautiful Family Portrait
Jiang Cheng: okay you know what YOU’RE IN TIME OUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE. GET UP THERE
Jin Ling: t hi s house i s a fUcKiNg NIGHTMARE!!!
Junior Shenans Pt. 1
Ouyang Zizhen, resident romantic: I’m concerned about sect leader jiang
Lan Jingyi:why
Jin Ling: hello what
Wen Ning:???
Lan Sizhui: as he is now my adopted uncle, I concur, what
Ouyang Zizhen: according to my research, he is unwedded, unbedded, and unheired
*Jin Ling chokes on a chicken wing*
here’s the full saga thx to @lifeblood34
Final Junior Shenans (Pt 4)
Ouyang Zizhen, rolling sleeves back down: so I asked sect leader Jiang
Jin Ling: how’d that go for ya
Ouyang Zizhen: silence dog boy
Lan Sizhui: what’d he say
Lan Jingyi: yeah tell us
Ouyang Zizhen: well, actually. I tried to ask sect leader jiang, but he wasn’t in the guest house
Lan Jingyi: …because he is a very busy man…
Ouyang Zizhen: yeah apparently
Lan Jingyi: SO?
Lan Sizhui: wait what does that mean—
Ouyang Zizhen: GUESS WHERE HE WAS?
Jin Ling: IN HIS OFFICE BACK IN LOTUS PIER. CONDUCTING SECT LEADER BUSINESS.
Ouyang Zizhen: HAHA NOPE
*Ouyang Zizhen slaps a note down on the table*
Lan Jingyi, reading: had a meeting, back in a few hours
Jin Ling: OH GOD
Lan Sizhui: please… please tell me you didn’t
Ouyang Zizhen: oh. oh but I did.
Lan Jingyi: wAIT IS THIS ZEWU JUN’S HANDWRITING
Junior Shenans Pt 3
Lan Jingyi: who is she though
Ouyang Zizhen: and why have these star-cross’d lovers not taken life by the fatal loins yet
*Wen Ning has left the chat*
Jin Ling: good the interloper’s gone
Lan Sizhui: leave a-ning out of this
Jin Ling: my father looks down on you with disappointment
Lan Jingyi: FOCUS WHO IS SHE
Jin Ling: oh she’s Wen Ning’s sister
Lan Jingyi:
Ouyang Zizhen:
Lan Sizhui: but—
Jin Ling: yeah we almost shared an uncle it’s fine it’s not like I lie awake at night dreading this possibility or anything
Lan Jingyi: wait i thought that one was gay
Ouyang Zizhen, rolling up his sleeves: only one way to find out
Junior Shenans Pt. 2
Jin Ling, recovered from chicky wing: wait sizhui didn’t he hardcore wanna bang your cousin or some shit
Lan Jingyi: HIS WHAT
*Lan Sizhui & Wen Ning share a look*
Jin Ling: oh wait nvm that’s sect leader secrets shh you didn’t hear that haha fml
Ouyang Zizhen, clutching his notes: Jin LiNG WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
Jin Ling: ugh okay he was crazy into some doctor chick sizhui’s vaguely related to but you didn’t hear it from me or they’ll yeet me off a cliff
Wen Ning: oh̸̒́̇ ̸̤̙͓̖̪̩̠̀͑͂̅̚͜͜t̵h̵̔͘a̵n̸k̴̤͕̗̥̜̞͇̈́̈̑̕ ̷̢̻̖̪͓͎̦̦̤̹̖̬̮̲̊ͅg̸o̸d̶
Junior Shenans Pt. 1
Ouyang Zizhen, resident romantic: I’m concerned about sect leader jiang
Lan Jingyi:why
Jin Ling: hello what
Wen Ning:???
Lan Sizhui: as he is now my adopted uncle, I concur, what
Ouyang Zizhen: according to my research, he is unwedded, unbedded, and unheired
*Jin Ling chokes on a chicken wing*
Jin Ling: uncle
Wei Wuxian: yes
Jin Ling: no not you
Jiang Cheng: yes…
Jin Ling: no—
Lan Wangji: yes
Nie Huaisang: yes
Jin Guangyao: yes
Jin Ling: wait—
Lan Xichen: yes
Nie Mingjue: yes
Jin Zixun yes
Jin Ling: s.top
Ouyang Zizhen: yes
Lan Jingyi: yes
Lil’ Apple ~flabbergasted~: yes…
Jin Ling:
Ghost of Mo Xuanyu:
Jin Ling: hoe don’t do it
Ghost of Mo Xuanyu, emphatically: yes
Jin Ling: shut up shut up SHUT UP I hate ALL OF YOU
Jin Ling: Lan Sizhui
Lan Sizhui: no.
Jin Ling: Sizhui
Lan Sizhui: I am busy with my studies as you can see
Jin Ling: Lan Yuan.
Lan Jingyi: oh fuck
Jin Ling: A-YUAN
Lan Sizhui:
Ouyang Zizhen: oh. oh no.
Lan Sizhui: Yes, Jin Rulan. What do you need, Jin Rulan
Jin Ling’s Deceased Uncles: oh fuck
Jin Ling: …can I borrow your ink brush
Lan Sizhui:
Jin Ling:
Lan Sizhui: sure
Lan Sizhui: did you know that a horse’s teeth take up more space in its skull than its brain
Jin Ling: …oh
Lan Sizhui: what
Lan Jingyi: OH
Jin Ling: that’s why…
Lan Jingyi: that’s why master wei cAN COMMUNICATE SO WELL WITH LIL APPLE
Jin Ling: why does jiujiu own a super feminine comb and never wear it
Wei Wuxian: he likes to give hair accessories as a way of expressing romantic interest
Jin Ling: hm. makes sense.
Wei Wuxian:
Jin Ling:
Wei Wuxian: why are you looking at me like that
Jin Ling:
Jin Ling: so who gave you that ribbon you always wear in your hair, huh
Jin Ling: why does jiujiu own a super feminine comb and never wear it
Wei Wuxian: he likes to give hair accessories as a way of expressing romantic interest
Jin Ling: hm. makes sense.
Wei Wuxian:
Jin Ling:
Wei Wuxian: why are you looking at me like that
Jin Ling:
Jin Ling: so who gave you that ribbon you always wear in your hair, huh
