#james is not being subtle

Regulus: I hate my parents

James: Yeah, they suck

Regulus: I wish there’s something I can do to make them disown me, kick me out, I don’t even care at this point

James: Oh…then, er, you know, we can date

Regulus: What? Date? Us?

James: Well, that’d probably make your parents disown you right? We can go out, hold hands…kiss or something like that

Regulus:…

Regulus: That’s actually a good idea, James

James, mumbles: I can’t believe that worked

Regulus:What?

James:Nothing!