#tagging drarry to make jegulus more popular
Regulus: Mary, come here. I want to show you something in the bathroom
Mary: Oh, Reg, grow up!
Sirius: Hey, what’s behind your back?
Regulus: Nothing. Just something I want to get Mary’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day
Sirius: You don’t want my opinion?
Regulus: Not really
Sirius: Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me!
Regulus: All right, big brother *holds up two lingeries* Which of these do you think would make your little brother look hotter, so your best friend would want to do him?
Sirius:…
Sirius *mumbles*: The red one
James: Looks like I caught a fallen angel
Regulus: I literally just fell down the stairs
James: But I did catch you, right?
Regulus: It’s because I was trying to avoid stepping on the bunch of roses you put there
James: …is that a yes?
Sirius: James, what are you doing?
James: Oh, in bed, nothing much
Sirius: Have you seen my brother?
James: No. Regulus? No, haven’t seen him. In fact, I have never seen him. Hell, I don’t even know what he looks like
Sirius: What’s that under your blanket? Is it breathing?
James: Oh…uh, Lily
Sirius: Lily’s at the library, I just saw her, and you two aren’t together
James: It’s…a Crup, a sleeping Crup, just found him, he’s sleeping, you shouldn’t bother him
Sirius *laughs*: Oh, okay, for a moment there I thought you were sleeping with my brother and that’s Regulus under your blanket
James:…
Sirius: It’s funny because if that was real, I’d chase you down and beat you up, Prongs
James: Haha…that’s crazy
Sirius *laughs*: I know, right? *sneezes*
Regulus, under the blanket: Bless you
Sirius:…
James: …I can explain—
Regulus: I hate my new hair, I look like a moose
Sirius: Yes, but a very pretty moose. Make all the boy mooses go “WAAAAH!”
James:WAAAH!
Regulus: I hate my parents
James: Yeah, they suck
Regulus: I wish there’s something I can do to make them disown me, kick me out, I don’t even care at this point
James: Oh…then, er, you know, we can date
Regulus: What? Date? Us?
James: Well, that’d probably make your parents disown you right? We can go out, hold hands…kiss or something like that
Regulus:…
Regulus: That’s actually a good idea, James
James, mumbles: I can’t believe that worked
Regulus:What?
James:Nothing!
