#incorrect jegulus quotes

Regulus: Mary, come here. I want to show you something in the bathroom

Mary: Oh, Reg, grow up!

Sirius: Hey, what’s behind your back?

Regulus: Nothing. Just something I want to get Mary’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day

Sirius: You don’t want my opinion?

Regulus: Not really

Sirius: Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me!

Regulus: All right, big brother *holds up two lingeries* Which of these do you think would make your little brother look hotter, so your best friend would want to do him?

Sirius:…

Sirius *mumbles*: The red one

James: Looks like I caught a fallen angel

Regulus: I literally just fell down the stairs

James: But I did catch you, right?

Regulus: It’s because I was trying to avoid stepping on the bunch of roses you put there

James: …is that a yes?

Regulus: I hate my new hair, I look like a moose

Sirius: Yes, but a very pretty moose. Make all the boy mooses go “WAAAAH!”

James:WAAAH!

Regulus: I hate my parents

James: Yeah, they suck

Regulus: I wish there’s something I can do to make them disown me, kick me out, I don’t even care at this point

James: Oh…then, er, you know, we can date

Regulus: What? Date? Us?

James: Well, that’d probably make your parents disown you right? We can go out, hold hands…kiss or something like that

Regulus:…

Regulus: That’s actually a good idea, James

James, mumbles: I can’t believe that worked

Regulus:What?

James:Nothing!

James: Harry, you got in detention again?

Harry: Sorry, dad, Malfoy and I kept getting into fights. Especially after today’s Quidditch match, I couldn’t help it

James: Oh, it’s okay, Harry, a little rivalry is good for you, really helps with your energy. Sometimes you’ll just find yourself bickering with the so-called enemy, and the next thing you know, you’re making out with your best friend’s younger brother in the Slytherin changing room after Quidditch

Harry: …are you talking about you and dad?

James: What? No

Harry:…

James: A little, yeah, totally