#incorrect hp
Regulus: Mary, come here. I want to show you something in the bathroom
Mary: Oh, Reg, grow up!
Sirius: Hey, what’s behind your back?
Regulus: Nothing. Just something I want to get Mary’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day
Sirius: You don’t want my opinion?
Regulus: Not really
Sirius: Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me!
Regulus: All right, big brother *holds up two lingeries* Which of these do you think would make your little brother look hotter, so your best friend would want to do him?
Sirius:…
Sirius *mumbles*: The red one
Harry: You’re a dick, Malfoy!
Draco: Oh yeah? Well, I am what I eat!
Harry:What?
Draco:…What?
Harry:…
Harry: Wanna eat mine?
Pansy: What’s the worst thing your father did?
Draco: When I came out, he made me take extra duelling class. But it backfired, now I can take an opponent down while sucking a d—
Pansy: I get it!
Ginny: What’s the one thing you always wonder?
Luna: Since I’m short, will tall people lick my head?
Ginny:What?
Draco: Oh my god, Ron, you’re saying it wrong
Ron: What? What did I say?
Draco: You said you love…
Ron: Yeah! I love creampies!
Draco: No! It’s cream puffs! Cream puffs! Not creampie
Ron: Well what does creampie means?
Blaise: I can show you what it mean—
Draco: DO NOT EVEN!
Pansy: You ever laugh so hard you grab your boobs?
Hermione: No, and it also doesn’t explain why your hands are on mine
James: Looks like I caught a fallen angel
Regulus: I literally just fell down the stairs
James: But I did catch you, right?
Regulus: It’s because I was trying to avoid stepping on the bunch of roses you put there
James: …is that a yes?
Draco: If Potter is not going to pin me down and kiss me like he means it, what is he even doing?
Pansy: Not having to listen to this, which is a blessing for him
Pansy: Do you think you can tell Harry to stand up? He’s in my spot
Draco: Oh, okay, no biggie
Draco: *sits on Harry’s lap*
Pansy: …now you’re both in my seat
Draco: Yeah, but Harry’s standing up now
Pansy: He’s no—oh
If kid!Draco meets future!Draco:
Underwater Love - Drarry
Summary: When Harry learns that he must save Malfoy in the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, his future is completely altered. From there, things quickly get out of hand, in ways he never imagined.
Word count:26826
Tags:Hogwarts Fourth Year; Triwizard Tournament; Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament (Harry Potter); Fix-It; Secret Relationship; Developing Relationship; Professor Harry Potter; Professor Draco Malfoy; Explicit Sexual Content; Duelling; Draco Malfoy Has Long Hair; Praise Kink; Body Worship
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Sirius: James, what are you doing?
James: Oh, in bed, nothing much
Sirius: Have you seen my brother?
James: No. Regulus? No, haven’t seen him. In fact, I have never seen him. Hell, I don’t even know what he looks like
Sirius: What’s that under your blanket? Is it breathing?
James: Oh…uh, Lily
Sirius: Lily’s at the library, I just saw her, and you two aren’t together
James: It’s…a Crup, a sleeping Crup, just found him, he’s sleeping, you shouldn’t bother him
Sirius *laughs*: Oh, okay, for a moment there I thought you were sleeping with my brother and that’s Regulus under your blanket
James:…
Sirius: It’s funny because if that was real, I’d chase you down and beat you up, Prongs
James: Haha…that’s crazy
Sirius *laughs*: I know, right? *sneezes*
Regulus, under the blanket: Bless you
Sirius:…
James: …I can explain—
*james and lily on a date in hogsmeade*
james: you know what’s on the menu?
lily:what?
james: me ‘n’ u
lily:
sirius, remus and peter:
snape, spying:
lily: [walks out]
*at st mungos*
healer: any allergies?
draco: cold bathrooms, muggle clothing, unambitious men…
healer:
draco: oh and shellfish
“If you’re secretly in love with me, you should tell me. Not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because it’s really good for my ego.”
- Draco Malfoy probably
remus: i’d really like to know what goes on in sirius’ head. he just says the strangest things sometimes
sirius: hey rem, what’s your favourite my little pony?
harry: i’ve finally realised why you’re named after a constellation
harry: because yo—
draco: my eyes sparkle like the stars, i know, i know
harry: how did you—
draco: i heard lupin using that on his weird prisoner boyfriend the other day
harry:
draco: you’re not original, potter
harry: omg he’s so cute
draco: who is cute?
draco: he’s not cute
draco: pfft even if he was he’d be soooo out of your league!
draco: wait- who are we referring to again?
draco: oh yeah. that NOT CUTE guy
draco: so un-cute i’ve never seen anyone so the opposite of cute
harry: you have very strong opinions on that little niffler over there
draco:
draco:oh
*draco and harry rooming together, 8th year*
draco: top or bottom?
harry: bottom, definitely
draco: dammit, me too
harry: well one of us will have to compromise we can’t both be bottom
draco:
harry: okay fine but if i fall off the top bunk in my sleep it’s your fault
harry, coming home from work: i’m home! what’s for dinner? i’m starving
draco, draped over the kitchen bench: do you really want dinner… or do you want me?
harry: nah definitely dinner i haven’t eaten all day
draco:
harry: is that lasagne i smell?
