#jason todd
Please let it be good please let it be good please let it be good
“I-I j-just wanted to show him my paintings…” *sob*
Bruce: “Why is there a 300$ charge for an Elmo suit and 5 gallons of silver paint on my credit card?”
“Also, I’m gonna leave the phone right here. Don’t worry I’ve already keyed in the 9 and the 1.”
Happy Father’s Day
You can’t win a dick swingin’ contest against an assh*le.
“…Wait. C-can we go back to Nightwing electrocuting me?”
“Hey, when you’re done, could you tell the kool-aid man to stop stealing my socks.”
“…and for the last time snacks are for council members only.”
“You know, you could come inside if it stresses you out so much.”
“Can’t, gotta make sure it doesn’t turn into a barbeque…”
“How ‘bout this, last one to the diner has to be Jason!”
“Oh, and if you like wanna film this and tag our little brothers that’d be cool too.”
“You know what, just take me back to Arkham. I can’t deal with this right now”
Happy days.
Red Hood: “Feel this kid, that’s solid muscle! Wait where are y-“
“Well, Hood. Looks like we’ve saved the day again.”
BHS Episode 1: “No Ragrets”
Tim: *Sobbing while smothering Jason with his own jacket* I-IT’S WHAT HE WAAAANTS! *BUHU*
“Oh, Bruce you have something in your teeth. Here, let me get that for you.”*zap*
“T-tell my wife I- … have a second family…”
