#jaune x cinder
Jaune:*Thinking Cinder is super intense in addition to super hot*
Jaune:*Wondering what the big deal is about proving yourself the strongest*
Jaune:*Hips don’t lie, especially Cinder’s in her cargos*
Jaune:*She’s really hot but never shuts up*
Jaune:*Wants to ask her out but now she’s talking about how she thinks the Huntsmen of today are too passive*
Jaune:*Really has had enough of this; engaging Daddy Arc advice*
Cinder:–To the point where if it were to be challenged, if it were to be pushed with just the right amount of force and subterf–ggrrkk!! *Jaune puts just enough force in his chokehold to silence her*
Cinder:*Wide eyed in disbelief*
Jaune:*Serious face*
Emerald:*Blushing furiously, deeply offended* Hey, what the fuck do you think you’re doing!?
Mercury:*In awe* What I’ve wanted to do during every one of her speeches.
Emerald:*Furious but speechless* C-Cinder, do you want me too–
Jaune:*Very seriously, making eye contact* Cinder. I like that you’re so opinionated and passionate about things, but when I said ‘what’s up’ I was kinda aiming more in the direction of small talk. *Adjusts chokehold, leans closer* So. Me. You. Dinner?
Cinder:*Dumbfounded, but really really turned on,shakes her head*
Emerald: You see!? Take your hand off of her right now!
Jaune:*Disappointed, confidence gone* O-oh, okay. Uh, really sorry. *Chokehold starts to loosen*
Cinder:*Strangled, weakly* Don’t you dare. *Grabs Jaune by the collar, opens Team CMENs dorm and yanks him in, slightly muffled* Now when I say ‘choke me harder, Daddy’ you best hope I can’t breathe or I promise you your first cumshot will be on the sheets instead of inside all of this!
Emerald:*Shocked beyond belief*C-C-Cinder!?
Mercury:*Snorts, grabs Emerald by the back of her collar* I knew it. Come on Em, I definitely don’t wanna hear this.
Emerald:*Distressed and whining, thrashing*
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Jaune Arc: And that’s how I met your mother!
Cinder Arc: *Face is red, neck is red, ears are red, eyes are wide and in disbelief*
Ashley “Ash” Arc: *The blonde haired, amber eyed girl is horrified and a little green, shrieks* Dad!
Brand Arc:*Realizes something, goes pale* W-wait a second, that was 22 years ago.
Jaune:*Puts arm around Cinder, who’s facepalmed to hide her humiliation before her children* Yup! 22 long and beautiful years of romance, fire, passion, your Mom betraying Salem like a boss, unexpected declarations of love born from really kinky sex, fire and an unhinged yandere!
Brand:*Slowly*22 years, Dad. *Growing anger* Is that how I was conceived!? You choking out Mom while doing…well, that!? *Visibly disgusted*
Ash:*Immediately gags, puts hair behind her back*
Jaune:*A bit slowly* Uh, yeah? I mean accidentally knocking her up wasn’t really the reason she betrayed the Queen of the Grimm, but it led to it!
Brand:*Gapes, explodes* Gah! I can’t believe you! *Stomps out the house, slams the door*
Ash:*Stands, a bit weakly* I-I…I think I’m gonna go lie down and beat it into my brain to never ask you any personal questions ever again. *Walks off, swaying slightly*
Jaune:*Blinks*What? They asked!
Cinder:*From behind her palm* And you didn’t think to make something up, Jaune Gaius Arc?
Jaune:Pffft. What, and lie to them? Nope. That’s not something this guy does.
Cinder:*Finally looks up, stares deadpan at her husband* You were conceived because as much as your mother loves anal, at the time she had no interest in your father cumming inside her asshole and at the last second, pulled him out and shoved him right into her pussy.
Jaune:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA–
~~15 minutes later~~
Cinder:So now you understand whymy baby boy and girl didn’t want to hear anything but something fake, and romantic?
Jaune:*Suffering from PTSD* Y-yeah. I uh, just thought they’d…everybody knows your story and I didn’t wanna lie.
Cinder:Mhmm. And what are you going to do when Brand comes home and your teenage daughter feels brave enough to come out of her room?
Jaune:*Resolutely*Wing it again and hope that taking them to their favorite restaurant takes their mind off of their parents being kinky mofos!
Cinder:*Opens her mouth to protest, but sighs and shrugs* Good enough. Oh and Jaune?
Jaune:*Winces at the tone of her voice* Yes sweetheart?
Cinder:*Eyes staring directly at him, face crumples* Please don’t embarrass me like that ever again! It’s bad enough I have to put up with Yang “I’m still in the prime of my life, bay-bee!” Xiao Long still making jokes at my expense but I really want my children to respect me at the end of the day!
Jaune:*Laughs awkwardly, pats her on the back gently* H-heh, sure thing Cinder. *Struck with inspiration* Hey, we could make out and they could walk in on youchoking out me!
Cinder:*Begins beating Jaune to death with a throw pillow as her face burns in embarrassment*
Chapter 1: Together Forever
Cinder Fall, a young girl at the age of 9, stood up and looked do her younger brother, Jaune Arc, a young boy at the age 8, as he lied on his stomach while on the ground, he was beaten and bruised and Cinder did not like to see him in such a state. It had really hurt her to know that she was the one to do that to him, but she had no choice in the matter.
“Very good Cinder, very good”
Cinder turned her head to look and see Salem, Queen of the Grimm, walking onto the small arena, and Salem smiled at her, the smile wasn’t loving, but it was a smile a person would give a dog when it learned a new trick.
“Thank you mother,” Cinder said with a bow of her head
Salem then looked over to the blond boy and her smile turned into a frown and her expression turned to that of disgust like she had just something awful.
“You’ve disappointed me yet again Jaune… Get up” Salem said “Get up or I’ll throw you into the pit again”
Jaune shifted and slowly got up, thought Cinder could see he was even struggling to move, but she saw him push through the pain and get up to his knees, and tries to stand. Cinder was hoping that he would just fall and rest to regain his strength, but she knew better than that. He stood up and looked at their mother.
“You failed me Jaune, and you keep seeming to disappoint me”
Jaune looked down to the floor in shame as he heard Salem’s Words and Cinder looked at her brother with pity. “I-I’m Sorry… Mother” Jaune said in between breathes
“Don’t be sorry… be better,” Salem said “Look at your sister, she continues to thrive while you continue to disappoint, why should You still be here Jaune? Why should I even keep you as my son?” Salem asked
