#jnpr berries
Nora: Set me on fire!
Ren: Why?
Nora: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
Jaune: we don’t need doors right?
Nora: keep the haters out
Nora: and the hoes in
[Playing minecraft]
[LotusNinjaknife1234 burned to death]
Nora: F
Jaune: F
Ren: camp-fire hot
[Playing minecraft In The Nether]
Jaune: [breaks a block and stares at Nora from above]
Nora: AHHHHHHHH
Jaune: WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE ARMOR?!
Nora: IM LIVING ON THE EDGE!!
[BubblegumValkyrie69 was blown up by a creeper]
Ren: You wouldn’t download a Nora
Jaune: I would absolutely download a Nora, bitch
Jaune: the best thing about being at beacon is that i can drink as much as chocolate milk as I want
Nora: that sounds unhealthy
Jaune: you don’t get say anything you can’t even read!
Nora: ;-;
Nora: I know how to do suspense
Nora: I’ve writtent… things
Ren: That sounds like someone who has written stuff
Nora: shuT UP!
Jaune: School Essays don’t count
Nora: SHUT
Jaune: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Nora: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Pyrrha : I got distracted about halfway through.
Ren: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
Jaune: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Nora: I am not a weenie!
Pyrrha : Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*
Nora: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Ren: You tell ‘em, Nora! *sips their drink*
Nora: Ren, what’re you doing here?
Ren: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
Jaune: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Nora: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.
Pyrrha : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ren: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Nora: i prevented murder
Ren: what? no one is Murdering anyone
Jaune: you don’t know that
Pyrrha: *strangling Cardin* I am
Jaune: as wise man once said to prevent to murder you have to cause murder
Ren: when has anyone ever said that???
Nora: well jaune said it and he’s wise
Nora: *playing video games* OH GUYS I AM ABOUT TO BE NAE NAE’D TO DEATH!!!
Ren: ok who taught her about slang
Jaune: Oh nae nae’d to death, wow what a way to go
Ren: I will kill you
*Nora and ren having an argument*
Nora: you know what I UNARC YOUR JAUNE!!
Ren: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
Nora: WATCH ME!!
Jaune: guys please ;-;
Pyrrha: I’ve been wondering how old are you nora?
Nora:………
Pyrrha: Nora how old are you??
Nora: *sips drink*
Jaune: SHE’S AVOIDING THE QUESTION!!?
Nora: not to toot my own horn but I make fun of jaune all the time
Jaune: yeah I know:(
Jaune: Someone please peer pressure me into doing my homework
Ren: Do it or your straight
Jaune: I said peer pressure not threaten
Ren: Just be casual. Try some light, subtle flirting.
Nora: Okay, I can do that.
*later*
Pyrrha: That was a fantastic spar! high five!
Pyrrha: *high fives Nora*
Nora: *intertwines their fingers*
Pyrrha:Wh-
Nora: I’m in love with you.
Ren:*watching from a distance*What the fuck.
Ren: *holding frog pens* Jaune look how cute these pens are
Jaune: Ren that’s gay
Ren: Jaune we been dating-
