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Nora: Set me on fire!

Ren: Why?

Nora: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!

[Playing minecraft]

[LotusNinjaknife1234 burned to death]

Nora: F

Jaune: F

Ren: camp-fire hot

Ren: You wouldn’t download a Nora

Jaune: I would absolutely download a Nora, bitch

Nora: I know how to do suspense

Nora: I’ve writtent… things

Ren: That sounds like someone who has written stuff

Nora: shuT UP!

Jaune: School Essays don’t count

Nora: SHUT

Jaune: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Nora: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Pyrrha : I got distracted about halfway through.

Ren: Ignoring you was a conscious decision

Pyrrha : Why are Jaune and Nora sitting with their backs to each other?

Ren: They had a fight.

Pyrrha : Then why are they holding hands?

Ren: They get sad when they fight

Jaune: Care for another sundae, weenie?

Nora: I am not a weenie!

Pyrrha : Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*

Nora: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.

Ren: You tell ‘em, Nora! *sips their drink*

Nora: Ren, what’re you doing here?

Ren: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

Jaune: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Nora: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.

Pyrrha : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Ren: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

Nora: i prevented murder

Ren: what? no one is Murdering anyone

Jaune: you don’t know that

Pyrrha: *strangling Cardin* I am

Nora: *drops dorito on the floor while stealing food at 2:38 am*

Nora: *looks at dorito*

Nora: I’m disappointed in you.

Ren: What are you doing-

*at argus*

Jaune: why won’t the atlas military talk to us?

Ren: maybe their homophobic

Jaune: but we’re not gay Ren

Ren: we aren’t??

Nora: your both idiots

Nora: Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, my gf and bfs just ruffle my hair or kiss my cheek and say “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.

Ren: Why are we lying on the ground?

Nora: You fainted, so I laid down next to you so people would think we’re just chilling.

i don’t have anything else to say

Okay so I generally only go on here anymore to share links to my work and the odd reblog of someone else, but surely at least a couple people still follow me who care about RWBY, and this thing deserves more than last I clicked on it 163 views. Do not believe I have ever publicly admitted to being in my feelings about a fanwork shipping thing before but holy moly.

Renora moodboard for anonymous Requests open!

Renora moodboard for anonymous
Requests open!


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Calxiyn posted a video about Renora’s relationship moving forward.

Jaune:*Glares at Yang and Blake giggling and feeding each other finger foods*

*Jaune runs up, flips the table over scattering food and making the two girls jump before running away - escaping through their 23rd floor window*

—————–

Ruby:Mmmmm.*Is kissed*

Oscar:*Pulls back from kiss, smiling gently*

Jaune:*Irritated*

Oscar:*Steps back* How about we take Jaune home, baby?

Jaune:*RKO outta nowhere’s Oscar*

Ruby:*Shrieks*What the heck, Jaune!?

Jaune:*Is too busy being a viper, hissing and staring at the unconscious Oscar’s body*

—————–

Glynda:*Laughs cheerfully into scroll* Oh Bart–

*Jaune angrily runs up and slaps her scroll to the ground, stomps it into pieces, glares at her and then proceeds to sprint out of the rebuilding Vale*

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Nora:HA! You’re no match for Renny and me’s sick combos, fearless leader! *Button mashes as Ren smiles next to her*

Ren:*Rubs Nora’s back*

Jaune:*Triggered af, proceeds to fall back on years of video gaming and utterly destroys them both*

Nora:Awww. We’re dead, Renny.

Ren:I wouldn’t have it any other way than together, Nora. *Nora tears up*

*Glass shatters as Jaune chucks the console out the window and dives out of it like a professional swimmer*

—————– 

Weiss:*Excitedly*And then he actually proposed! Right there, with the sunset and the waves crashing on the beach and *tears up a bit* it was just so romantic of him.

Sun:Gotta give it to my boy, conquering the ocean for his girl is pretty cool.

Neptune:*Blushes*

*Jaune has had enough of the engagement party, flings glass of wine at Weiss whose mouth drops open as she drips with it and steals Sun’s glass from a stunned hand, does the same to Neptune*

Jaune: Good day! *Storms off*

—————–

Raven:*Uncomfortable, embarrassed* You actually mean that, don’t you?

Tai:*Very serious* Do you think I’d joke about something like this, Rae?

*Raven looks sad, but hopeful. Jaune, who was busy digging up a tree for Tai felt his blood boil and chucked a huge amount of dirt at the two of them*

Tai:*Yells and falls into his house*

Raven:*Spitting, yanking at the chest of her top before freezing* MY HAIR!!!

*Jaune runs*

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Qrow:*Clapping Winter’s cheeks*

Winter:*Getting clapped and loving it*

Jaune:*Enters room, freezes*

Also Jaune: *Aims scroll at the two and takes a picture*

Qrow:What the fuck!? *Trying to hide his dick*

Winter:*Lets out a little scream and tries to pull pants up* N-no, please, delete it - aaahhhh, he’s leaving! *Sprints after him*

—————–

Maria: Ahh, I’ve been waiting all day for this.

*Happily eating pistachio ice cream cone*

Jaune:*Angrily smacks her cone to the sidewalk, splattering and shattering it* Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!

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Jaune:*Walking into his apartment after several annoying days angrily* –with that shit, I ain’t even gonna play with that shit! If I can’t be happy, in love or getting laid then nobody can!

Jaune:

Jaune:*Looks at Neo stretched across his couch, laying there and sleeping peacefully beneath a big, comfy pink blanket with her hair mussed from sleep and looking adorable*

Jaune:*Realizes*Oh shit! I forgot I amhappy, in love and am getting laid on a regular basis! *Slaps himself in the face* Fuck. Equality for all. Forgive me, adorable love of my life, but Mama Arc didn’t raise no bitch!

*Runs at Neo, who wakes up bleary eyed and to the sight of Jaune doing a front flip towards her tiny, sleepy frame*

—————– 

Jaune:And that’s how I wound up in the hospital. I senton’d my girlfriend, Neo roundhouse kicked me in the head and then put me through the kitchen table and I’m very sorry.

Neo:*Nods grumpily*

Everyone Jaune Fucked With:Good.*Walks off because they’re still pissed*

Jaune:*Sighs* I’m going to be kissing so much ass and not all of it’s gonna be yours, Neo.

Neo:*Pokes him in a broken rib*

Jaune: Ow! I deserved that. Oh. I deserve it. *Winces*Ohhhh. I’m on the couch, aren’t I?

Neo:*Holds a finger up*

Jaune:Awww man, a month? *Neo gives him an ‘are you serious right now?’ face* Yeah alright. Stupid brain, always getting me in trouble.

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Hey, look who wrote Snowbird into one of these despite not liking Snowbird at all.

Nora:*Explaining to the entire table* Everybody was kung fu fighting–

Ren:Actually, it was sambo.

Nora: –and those motherfuckers were fast as lightning!

Ren: By ‘motherfuckers’ she means the elderly and they were actually quite slow, even for their advanced age.

Nora:*Gives Ren a glare but continues on* It was actually kinda frightening–

Ren:*Nonchalantly eating his salad* She laughed.

Nora:*Growing irritated* –because they fought with expert timing! *Dares Ren to do it with her eyes*

Ren:Their reaction time was actually awful and one of them reacted to the pain almost twenty seconds later.

Nora:*Outraged* Alright mister, whose story is it!? *Ren raises an eyebrow* Nope, you know what, that’s it!I’ve had it with you! You’re no longer invited to my birthday! *Ren shrugs and Nora storms off, stomping and Ren goes to toss his tray*

Blake:*Blinking* I’m more curious how Ren seems to know the exact content of Nora’s dreams.

Pyrrha:*Blowing on tea* Some questions are best left unanswered.

~~4 days later~~

Nora:*Hanging off of Ren’s back, sobbing* I take it baaaa-aaaack! You’re invited to my party Ren, you’re invited!

Ren:*Walking unabated, dragging Nora along and says nothing*

Nora:*Wails*I didn’t meeeaaan ii-hii-iit!!!

Weiss:*Genuinely curious* How do you two put up with that? There’s times where even my famed patience *Ruby gives a strained smile, Yang snorts which Weiss ignores* can’t quite handle all of Ruby and Ruby’s about a solid four in comparison to Nora’s eleven.

Pyrrha:*Calmly* Meditation and exercise.

Jaune:*Shrugs* You get used to it.

Nora:*Sobbing and whining obnoxiously* Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!

What do you mean, Blake? I can see two excellent ships.

I don’t care what you say, these two have had secret make-out sessions by now

I don’t care what you say, these two have had secret make-out sessions by now


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Yes, I watch RWBY, and yes, I ship these two.I’m so happy they’re canon :3

Yes, I watch RWBY, and yes, I ship these two.

I’m so happy they’re canon :3


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