#valkos
Jaune: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Nora: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Pyrrha : I got distracted about halfway through.
Ren: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
Pyrrha : Why are Jaune and Nora sitting with their backs to each other?
Ren: They had a fight.
Pyrrha : Then why are they holding hands?
Ren: They get sad when they fight
Jaune: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Nora: I am not a weenie!
Pyrrha : Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*
Nora: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Ren: You tell ‘em, Nora! *sips their drink*
Nora: Ren, what’re you doing here?
Ren: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
Jaune: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Nora: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.
Pyrrha : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ren: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Nora: i prevented murder
Ren: what? no one is Murdering anyone
Jaune: you don’t know that
Pyrrha: *strangling Cardin* I am
Pyrrha: I’ve been wondering how old are you nora?
Nora:………
Pyrrha: Nora how old are you??
Nora: *sips drink*
Jaune: SHE’S AVOIDING THE QUESTION!!?
Ren: Just be casual. Try some light, subtle flirting.
Nora: Okay, I can do that.
*later*
Pyrrha: That was a fantastic spar! high five!
Pyrrha: *high fives Nora*
Nora: *intertwines their fingers*
Pyrrha:Wh-
Nora: I’m in love with you.
Ren:*watching from a distance*What the fuck.
Nora: Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, my gf and bfs just ruffle my hair or kiss my cheek and say “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.
