#joseph desaulniers

Here, don’t mind me, just Happy Birthday to Count Desaulniers.

Random hcs that keep popping into my head cuz I can’t focus in french classes rn　

❦ Messily sketches random things, mostly people and small flowers, with a feather in random corners of his diary.

❦ He often notices he can’t help but draw those he’d taken pictures of before

❦ He frequently has nightmares, which have slowly deteriorated his sanity; though he tries not to show it, he often catches himself wiping away tears in the middle of the night

❦ Is touch starved, but is likely to push you away because he knows. He knows his cold façade will break the moment he feels warmth of a person pressed against him.

❦ If it weren’t photography, he would probably become a painter. He lacked patience for that, however. (Btw, according to Stage Play IDV, Joseph did carry a paintbrush before the sword!)

❦ Rumour is, Desaulniers’ stay-young secret is closely related to the disappearance of his posers for pictures. Could it be that the youthful appearance and the conscience of the Creator fusioned into one, granting immortality?

❦ The Count suffers from depression, often blaming himself for not saving his brother, even if he very well knows a young kid couldn’t save his twin, plague or no plague

❦ So when things get too overwhelming, or when feeling at his lowest, he hides himself away in his Camera World. A blanket, a cup of tea, surrounded by human replicas and a silence only found in the depths in Joseph’s camera.

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HELP HE’S FREEZING HIS ASS OFF

HAHAHA MY BELOVED WIFE IS DRAWING ME WITH A SWORD SO I CAN DUEL JOSEPH DESAULNIERS… IM GONNA FUCK UP THAT OLD MAN

mmmmmmmmmmmm

That one ask Joseph Desaulniers blog responded to my anonymous simping and jojo please I love you…. you are so handsome and French. We can take photos together and hold hands, please Joseph.

Maybe I’m just mentally ill but I think it would be really sexy if Joseph Desaulniers held his sword up to my neck

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF SWORD EXACTLY THAT MR. JOSEPH DESAULNIERS HAS BECAUSE I WANNA WRITE SOMETHING BUT I NEED S W O R D WORD

This was supposed to be finished yesterday, but schoolwork got in the way

Domestic Joseph Hcs + Hunter S/O

• You guys would be the best gossip buddies despite being lovers. He enjoys to hear you complain about the annoying survivors in a match you had, occasionally 
• Reading with you is a big thing with him, sometimes he reads it aloud for the two of you to hear
• Look I know he has sharp ass nails, but he really likes holding your hand. He’ll be gentle don’t worry, but just the feeling of your smaller hand in his does something to him. I say smaller hands because his hands are pretty big (they are also really soft)
• You like tea? No? Too bad, now you do
• He makes all kinds of tea. Chamomile, tea with milk, ect. Sure, he isn’t an expert at making it since he had other people make it for him, but it’s the thought that counts
• If he has the energy, he’ll decide to train with you. Joseph even puts up his hair in a mid ponytail rather than his low one
• He plans the day out to the fullest, saying that you both will go on a jog, duel each other to practice your attacks, then whatever exercises you know because he doesn’t know any others. He’s all talk though, because after one lap, he’s exhausted. Gasping for breath and face all red with hair sticking to his face. You don’t know whether to laugh or be worried. Doesn’t that sword fighting make him last at least a little longer?
• The survivors hit the hunters hard…like really hard. And though they are supposed to be the prey, some don’t act like it. He’s been through the receiving end countless times and completely understands how you feel. He’ll take care of your injuries and leaves small kisses on each
• People will rarely ever see it, but when he’s alone with you he has this little goofy side of him
• It’s just so tiring to keep this courteous front all the time, sometimes he just wants to act like his normal self. But let me be clear, he is not the funniest person you will ever meet. His humor is about as funny as someone with glasses holding them away from their face to make their eyes look smaller. Yes he’s done it before with the Iris skin
• Another thing people rarely see is him without his coat. You’re eyes will be blessed once they see him with his blue waistcoat and white dress shirt @_@

Hope I got the goth parts right!   ~(>_<。)＼

Joseph, Luca, Naib, Norton with a modern goth S/O + playing video games

Joseph

• He thinks someone died
• But don’t get mad at him, because that was the only reason people would wear full black back then
• He thinks it’s nice nevertheless, but he likes the Victorian and lolita/ ouji style the most because he’s the most familiar with the fashion
• Listen, mans was alive around the 18th century. He probably don’t even know what moving pictures are yet, so just the concept of video games alone leaves him awestruck
• “You mean to tell me that moving pictures EXIST in the future? And in color??”
  
• You don’t even have to convince him at this point, he just so eager to try it out
• He jumps at the first sound that comes from the game. He’s all like, “S/o, did you hear that? Where did it come from?” “Joseph, it was the game.”
• He literally cannot handle fast-paced games, his reaction times are so slow despite having them being fast in real life. Even Mario Kart is too hard for him
• Video games are the coolest thing ever in his opinion, but can’t play them for the life of him

Luca

• He thinks the goth style is very unique. He’s rarely seen anyone wear dark clothing because they want to
• Zaps anyone who makes rude comments about it
• You deserve to dress however you want without being judged and people need to realize that
• Surprisingly really good at rhythm games. You could put him on the hardest level and he’d get through it as if it were on easy mode
• His favorite type of games are interactive and, of course, rhythm games. Rhythm games keep his brain active and interactive games… let’s just say he likes to experiment with them
• First playthrough is neutral, he chooses what he would do in the situation. The ones after are either chaotic or too good. He would choose all the bad options and then choose all the good options next playthrough
• Doesn’t play the games often, though. He’s still got his inventions to work on. Maybe he’ll try to make his own video game
• Asks to takes apart the game to see how it works
• Doesn’t understand CDs, how can a flimsy piece of plastic hold so much stuff??

Naib 

• Doesn’t mind one bit that you’re goth, if you wear those boots with the belt decorations, he’d go ‘Oh look, we match.’
• Kind of frustrated that he doesn’t have any goth costumes and yet he has a matching costume with Martha. Like bruh if he wanted a matching costume, give it to his s/o pls
• Call him soft, but he prefers playing games that include you. Not competitively or anything, just ones where you two can work together
• He’d enjoy games like Minecraft or Stardew Valley where he could live his little domestic video game life with you
• If you teach him how to make food in either games, neither of you will ever go hungry
• You could be mining or somethin’ and he would go sprinting to find you. You would be so confused until he whips out a cake and says, “I made us a cake, eat it before it gets cold. <3″ “Naib, I’m at full hunger-”
• You bet he’d walk up to you in Minecraft and shyly ask to place his bed next to yours
• If any mob or enemy were to come up to the two of you, he’d kill it before it could even touch you. No one’s hurting his partner

Norton

• “Does my Mr. Mole costume count as goth”
• Has a vague understanding of what goth is when you explain it. He thinks that anyone who wears black is goth, even if it’s just a one-time thing
• He would love if you guys could match, mainly with the Mr. Mole costume since he has no other black outfits (I mean wanderer is also one, so if you want to dress up as a vampire, go for it)
• If ya’ll ever seen that meme where the guy goes easy on their friend in a game and the friend says, ‘Wow. Guess I’m better than you at your own game!’ and the guy goes all serious after, that would summarize your guys’ gaming experience to a ‘T’
• Tries his hardest to be better than you, but not in a mean way. He just wants to impress you
• He is a noob, but don’t call him that, he won’t know what that is lol
• Prone to rage-quit after so many losses
• He’ll appreciate it if you gave him some pointers and he’ll actually use them. He may be on par with you after a while
• For competitive games, he enjoys Street Fighter and Super Smash Bros. His favorite would have been Mortal Kombat if it weren’t so gory, though

Yeah, they were open, so don’t worry ^^

If you don’t like yandere or if it makes you uncomfortable, don’t read.

Yandere Joseph Hcs 

tw: yandere

• He went friendly on you and your team once. It doesn’t turn out good in the long run. One conversation with you can make him head over heels for you
• You know how he takes pictures during events that occur in the manor? Most of them are just you
• Joseph will always be possessive, no matter if he’s a yandere or not. He doesn’t want to lose someone he loves again
• So he gets extremely jealous when he sees you hang out with others. Said survivors will be bled out during matches and said hunters will be falsely accused of terrible things
  
• He’d likely kidnap you in your sleep
  
• This is probably obvious, but he is sadistic
• I mean, the man steps on you during his carry animation, what do you expect?
• Takes great pleasure in seeing you beg for him. You want to sleep on the bed instead of the floor? Get on your hands and knees and tell him how much you want it 
• Like Edgar, he has his demands. Except they are harder to obey if you don’t plan on reciprocating his feelings
• For example, kissing him on the lips, sitting on his lap while he reads, or cuddling him
• He demands you call him ‘Count Desaulniers’ or ‘Monsieur Joseph’ to remind you of you place compared to him. You should be lucky that he’s graced you with his love
• Adding on the sadistic part, he’d drag his sword across your body to scare you. He adds a little pressure on your skin, but never enough to break through. The same goes with his nails, too
• There’s too much risk in killing people, so he takes pictures of them and will express his anger towards their photo-copy. Meaning if you see him come back with blood on him, some poor soul is most likely going to be hospitalized for a few days
• If you manage to escape despite all the “love” he gives you, he will be devastated. His confident demeanor shattering in an instant as he sobs uncontrollably
• Once composed, he orders any hunter around to get you back to him, threatening with any blackmail he has on them
• He is livid when you come back. He gave you his heart and you crush it by doing the one thing he didn’t want you to do
• He doesn’t care if you apologize or even beg for him not to hurt you, he’ll backhand you so hard it’ll leave a mark
• Security is raised high after that. He wants no possibility of you leaving him again
• You are his. Engrave that in your mind because that won’t be changing anytime soon