#joseph seed
There is another Joseph The Papa™ Seed one-shot coming and I’m not ashamed of it! No smut this time, I promise.
Far Cry New Dawn: Let’s team up with New Eden.
Kim the badass™ Rye: Ok. Joseph’s a psycho, I don’t like him, this isn’t a good idea and I don’t wanna work with him. Just nah, boi.
Me, like the decent girl I am: I’m coming Papa. (Crossed the whole map in minutes just to see him)
Oh lord, the Great Collapse won’t be our end.
A live footage of me playing Far Cry New Dawn and waiting for Only you to play even though I know that it will not:
Me in the last week:
- Managing to have somehow good grades a balancing with my personal life.
- Going to a part-time job.
- Working on a fic and Headcanon set. (@missdictatorme that will destroy ya, girl)
- LearningHe’s a pirateandHedwig’s theme on flute.
- Reading through the second Harry Potter book.
- Starting to play Far Cry: New Dawn.
- Seriously, I’m in it for ma boi Joseph.
- He is the father, let’s be honest. And I’m commiting a crime: lust.
- So that leads to me playing We will rise again on ukulele like a hundred times a day.
My mom: are you ok girl?
Me:
*Me 2 seconds into New Dawn running off to find Joseph*
Me today. Just started to play it and I already love it!
False Prophet
WIP not quite Wednesday
Thank you very much to @adelaidedrubman for tagging me! This is a pretty old snippet from The WIP That Wasn’t, continuing on from this point in the story. Got a bit too close to the good stuff last time, so this week, we’re back to Joseph trying to do his miserable job while Hoyt acts like his nasty little shitcoil self.
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Far Cry 5Published by: Ubisoft
Developed by: Ubisoft Montreal & Ubisoft Toronto
Genre: Action-Adventure, First-Person Shooter
Platforms: Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4, Xbox One
Release: March 27, 2018Summary:Welcome to Hope County, Montana. This idyllic location is home to a community of freedom-loving people – and a fanatical doomsday cult known by many as The Project at Eden’s Gate. Led…
Does anyone know if Joseph’s birth year being 1976 like it says on far cry wiki is rooted in canon, or is it just a guess? I’m trying to sus out when his wife and child could’ve each been born, how old they might’ve been in 2018 if they’d lived, etc.
It’s… kind of canon? I suppose the Wiki says 1976 because of this:
I found the picture on play-asia.com and I have no idea if it’s official or not. But the website also says John was born in 1986, which is mathematically impossible, so I’m not sure about Joseph’s year of birth being 1976. It works, though!
On the subject of John, his money, and how Eden’s Gate wouldn’t have developed and extended their influence as much as they did without him, some people have voiced their concerns because they think it’s unfair that he had to invest a lot of his personal savings in the cult, and even that Joseph possibly exploited him. While it’s true that, without John’s money and legal expertise, they wouldn’t have been able to so easily and legally acquire land, businesses, and equipment, there is no evidence that it wasn’t John’s choice to spend money for the Project or that he was manipulated into doing so. As eager to please his brother and emotionally immature as he can be, John is still an adult, a “seasoned businessman”. As such, he can make his own decisions, and it’s not like the money he invested in the cult didn’t benefit him too. Also, to Joseph, more than a valuable asset, John is first and foremost family; his little brother. Secondly, if we believe what The Book of Joseph tells us, John “inherited a small fortune” after the death of the Duncans, his adoptive and also very abusive parents. So what if all or most of the money he invested in the Project wasn’t actually his, in the sense that it’s not the money he earned from working as a lawyer, but theirs? I like to imagine that it was.
I mean, using your torturers’ money to help your family, the one you chose, want to be with, that truly loves you and accepts you as you are? What a beautiful revenge.