#julian
Don’t try and tell me this didn’t happen once.
Sprites and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
He’s the Captain’s pet and you’re a bartender of the ship stuck in the main quarters serving drinks. One night, he got awfully drunk and vomitted his stomach out, and since the captain isn’t that fond of taking care of his pets - you were stuck caring for the guy until he was sober.
Now he won’t stop bothering you.
“flirting with trouble” story link:
Flirting With Trouble - Google Drive
*I recommend reading it with this song:
Sprites and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
I have butchered this man and I am crying I’m sorry to those who stan him. I offer my soul for the ya’ll to step on. But I’d like it lol sorry.
Headcanon: Main Six During Exams
- Nadia: *the one who reviewed everything*
- Asra: *the one who also reviewed, but still cheats*
- Muriel: *cannot cheat even if you threaten him*
- Portia: *the one who actively seeks out cheaters, calls them out so when the the teacher is distracted, she’d also cheat.*
- Julian: *pumped with caffeine from reviewing the subject ten times last night AND still does a last minute review*
- Lucio:
“We have a fucking test!?”
___extra___
Lucio: *Kicks Nadia’s chair and half-screams, half-whispers* “PSSSSTTT, NODDY! WHAT’S THE ANSWER IN NUMBER 69???”
Nadia: *gave him a dirty look before moving her chair away*
Lucio: *gets annoyed and looks at Julian*
Julian: *pointedly looking away from Lucio, sweating*
Lucio: “Come on, Jules,,, help a guy out???”
Julian: *pretends to become deaf*
Portia: *raises her hand*
“TEACHER VALDEMAR! LUCIO IS CHEATING!”
Lucio:
“Ya’ll disappoint me. You ALL disappoint me. I can’t believe you’d betray me like this. Remember this moment you selfish worms. YOU’LL regret ever crossing me you ungrateful maggots, you peons-”
Asra: “Okay.”
Lucio:
“YOU ENTITLED WHORES-”
Devorak Siblings Being Siblings.
I had to edit it, but it was funnier in context.
Sprites and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
Last night, me and my brother fought because I got no big chonkers like his and I’m sad to say I was the Julian between us.
Julian is flat but come on, we all know that he’s a great ass-et to the game.
Sprite and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
Imagine: lucio being promised a body if he can seat in those three hours of magic ritual but he’s lucio and stood up on the middle of it and became the goat that he is
lol
Julian: [getting dressed]
Faust: [looking from the shadows]
Julian: Asra, your noodle hates me.
Asra: You’re over reacting.
Julian: Faust nearly killed me yesterday.
Asra: I didn’t say that. She doesn’t hate you, but she doesn’t like you either.
Faust: S Q U E E Z E
Julian: NOT AGAIN
Julian: [Touching his throat]
Valdemar: Feeling sick, 069?
Julian: No, just got something stuck on my throat last night and it still hurts.
Valdemar: Perhaps it left a rupture. Get that checked. Such a stupid way to die.
Julian: I mean, it’s just skin and I’ve done it many times before. Guess I just went I little to far, but he liked so…
Valdemar: … Guess 069 fits you like a glove… You nasty.
Julian: Mazelinka, darling, who’s the happiest man alive?
Mazelinka: Not you, depressed motherfucker.
Julian: [depressed squeak sound] U right.
Julian: Does this pants make my ass look big?
Apprentice:Yes.
Julian:What?
Apprentice: I said yes
Julian: U
Help I’ve been laughing like an idiot since yesterday
Julian: Asra, tell your noodle to back the fuck off.
Faust: S Q U A R E U P
Julian:Pardon?
Faust: B I T C H
Faust: *jumps to Julian* S Q U E E Z E
Julian: FUCK OFF ME NOODLE
this is the first time that i’ve read a double reverse haremmanhwa
both sisters have their own harem lmao so cute
Here’s this old-ish thing I made. Sit down at the table with the gang
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This year for @fieldsofvesuvia, I got @sumilong as a giftee! I hope you enjoy this story as much as I had writing it!
“Ilya! I cannot believe you!” Lilinka has her hands on her hips, glaring in exasperation at the teenager before her.
“I know …” Ilya rubs his neck, face flushed.
“Today, of all days?!”
“I knooooow …”
“Well,” Lilinka sighs, shaking her head, “you have made your bed, my dear.”
“I am going to get Pasha her present!” Ilya replies, confident. “It’s the least I could do! She’s turning ten!”
“Ilya, how in the world have you done this for five years straight?”