#arcana incorrect quotes
Headcanon: Main Six During Exams
- Nadia: *the one who reviewed everything*
- Asra: *the one who also reviewed, but still cheats*
- Muriel: *cannot cheat even if you threaten him*
- Portia: *the one who actively seeks out cheaters, calls them out so when the the teacher is distracted, she’d also cheat.*
- Julian: *pumped with caffeine from reviewing the subject ten times last night AND still does a last minute review*
- Lucio:
“We have a fucking test!?”
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Lucio: *Kicks Nadia’s chair and half-screams, half-whispers* “PSSSSTTT, NODDY! WHAT’S THE ANSWER IN NUMBER 69???”
Nadia: *gave him a dirty look before moving her chair away*
Lucio: *gets annoyed and looks at Julian*
Julian: *pointedly looking away from Lucio, sweating*
Lucio: “Come on, Jules,,, help a guy out???”
Julian: *pretends to become deaf*
Portia: *raises her hand*
“TEACHER VALDEMAR! LUCIO IS CHEATING!”
Lucio:
“Ya’ll disappoint me. You ALL disappoint me. I can’t believe you’d betray me like this. Remember this moment you selfish worms. YOU’LL regret ever crossing me you ungrateful maggots, you peons-”
Asra: “Okay.”
Lucio:
“YOU ENTITLED WHORES-”
Devorak Siblings Being Siblings.
I had to edit it, but it was funnier in context.
Sprites and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
Julian, being the smooth mf he is
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Julian [skidding into the shop and bursting through the door at 11:59 PM with a poorly-wrapped present under his arm]: hAPPY BIRTHDAY ASRA, GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU?
Asra: A decent’s night sleep?
Julian:
Asra: Returning the shop key you have that’s for emergencies only?
Julian:
Asra:
Julian: I’ll come back in the morning and watch you open it.
Asra: can’t wait, now get out and let me go back to sleep
Asra: How long has it been since either of you slept?
Julian: Oh, three or four.
Asra: Three or four what?
Muriel: [nodding along] Three or four.
Portia: You are the love of my life, my happiness, and my best friend. I would do anything for you.
Nadia: I want you to stop punching major Arcana in the face.
Portia: Absolutely not.
Muriel: I only take pictures of beautiful things.
Asra [looking at Muriel’s phone]: All you have on here are photos of Inanna, the chickens, and MC.
Muriel: Exactly.
