#kaz brekker
Kaz: i’m so mad at jesper. we’re supposed to be friends.
Inej: well, talk to him. that’s what friends do.
Kaz: nope. i’m gonna wait til i’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Inej: that’s your plan for dealing with this?
Kaz: that’s my plan for dealing with everything. i have 77 arguments i’m gonna win that way.
Inej: …seems like a bad plan.
Kaz: *glaring* now i have 78.
kaz: here’s what we gotta do. we gotta find the passion that we have in life, and we gotta hold on to it. just like - i can’t believe i’m saying this - just like jesper
jesper: hey, look at that! i’ve never been an inspiration before
jesper: i don’t like it, too much responsibility
inej: what are you doing here?? i thought you said you’ve moved on
kaz: only people who haven’t moved on say things like that
jesper: kaz is not a morning person. or a night person. there’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
kaz: the best part is you never know when they’re coming.
inej: hey, you okay?
kaz:yeah.
inej: you don’t look okay…
kaz: then stop looking.
jesper: and what do i get out of this?
kaz: i will give you ten kruge.
jesper:: who do you think i am? i would never do it for ten kruge!
kaz: how bout twelve kruge?
jesper: you got yourself a deal.
jesper: think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
kaz: if you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
kaz: i learned some very valuable lessons from this.
inej: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
kaz: death isn’t real, and i’m basically God.
nina: what is your biggest weakness?
kaz: i can be uncooperative.
nina: okay, can you give me an example?
kaz:no.
kaz: *accidentally hits inej in the face*
kaz: *trying to decide between saying ‘are you okay’ and ‘i’m frickin sorry’*
kaz: ARE YOU FRICKIN SORRY?!
inej: what is wrong with you?!
jesper: am i in trouble?
kaz: take a guess.
jesper:no?
kaz: take another guess.
inej: murder is not the answer
kaz: you’re right
kaz: murder is the question
kaz: and the answer is yes
inej:
inej: kaz no-
inej: three words. say them and i’m yours
kaz: three words
inej:
kaz: i prevented a murder today
inej: really? how?
kaz:self-control
kaz: i’ll do anything for you
inej: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
kaz: absolutely not
kaz: name a better duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate. i’ll wait.
inej: you and me.
kaz, voice cracking:alright.
