#kpop crack
Jihyo, to Chaeyoung: I appreciate your thoughts on the matter. In fact, I encourage you to always challenge me when you feel it’s appropriate; you should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance, when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong.
Nayeon: Don’t say anything stupid on the way out
Jeongyeon: I won’t
Jeongyeon: [shakes priests’s hand]
Jeongyeon: So are you god’s boyfriend?
Dahyun: [holds out bucket of fried chicken to passing marathon runners]
Momo: So this is our house
Tzuyu: What’s upstairs?
Momo: Stairs don’t talk
Chaeyoung: Stop being mean to me, I’ve got eyes and I’m not afraid to cry.
Momo, doing the shoot dance into the kitchen at 4am so she can raid the fridge:hongrey
Tzuyu: If you were to die what would your last words be?
Mina:Finally.
Tzuyu:No.
Jeongyeon: If you want to know how much our friendship means to me, count the stars in the sky
Nayeon: But it’s daytime
Jeongyeon:Exactly
Sana: Good job Dahyun, high five!
Dahyun: [gives her a high five]
Sana: [intertwines fingers]
Dahyun:Wha-
Sana: I’m in love with you
Chaeyoung: [standing outside holding a sign that says “prom?”]
Nayeon: OH MY GOD YES!
Chaeyoung: No! Tell Mina!
Nayeon: MINA! I’M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Jihyo: Quick, we need a distraction. Is anyone good at yelling, screaming and jumping around violently?
Sana, already jumping: Finally my time has come!
Tzuyu: I never know what to say to people at funerals
Jihyo: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss” and move on
[later at a funeral]
Tzuyu: Sorry for your loss, move on.
Church: Follow Jesus
Dahyun: Does he follow back?
Church:
Dahyun:
Church:
Dahyun: Promo for promo?
Mina:[crying]
Mina: [looks in mirror]
Mina:[poses]
Mirror: weird flex but ok
[after sex]
Jeongyeon: wow that was great I had you screaming the entire time
Momo: sorry I’m afraid of the dark
Momo: Why won’t the ghosts talk to us?
Sana: Maybe they’re homophobic
Jihyo: We aren’t gay, Sana
Sana & Momo, clearly confused: We aren’t?
Jeongyeon: Your home is on fire, you have sixty seconds. What do you take?
Momo:Nayeon
Nayeon: My awards
Mina: A nap
Jihyo: Have a good time!
Twice:
Jihyo: Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.
Jihyo: Last night I slept for eight hours straight
Jihyo: Then two hours gay
Chaeyoung: Let’s get this bread
Tzuyu: There’s food in the fridge though?
