#kung fu fighter
Nora:*Explaining to the entire table* Everybody was kung fu fighting–
Ren:Actually, it was sambo.
Nora: –and those motherfuckers were fast as lightning!
Ren: By ‘motherfuckers’ she means the elderly and they were actually quite slow, even for their advanced age.
Nora:*Gives Ren a glare but continues on* It was actually kinda frightening–
Ren:*Nonchalantly eating his salad* She laughed.
Nora:*Growing irritated* –because they fought with expert timing! *Dares Ren to do it with her eyes*
Ren:Their reaction time was actually awful and one of them reacted to the pain almost twenty seconds later.
Nora:*Outraged* Alright mister, whose story is it!? *Ren raises an eyebrow* Nope, you know what, that’s it!I’ve had it with you! You’re no longer invited to my birthday! *Ren shrugs and Nora storms off, stomping and Ren goes to toss his tray*
Blake:*Blinking* I’m more curious how Ren seems to know the exact content of Nora’s dreams.
Pyrrha:*Blowing on tea* Some questions are best left unanswered.
~~4 days later~~
Nora:*Hanging off of Ren’s back, sobbing* I take it baaaa-aaaack! You’re invited to my party Ren, you’re invited!
Ren:*Walking unabated, dragging Nora along and says nothing*
Nora:*Wails*I didn’t meeeaaan ii-hii-iit!!!
Weiss:*Genuinely curious* How do you two put up with that? There’s times where even my famed patience *Ruby gives a strained smile, Yang snorts which Weiss ignores* can’t quite handle all of Ruby and Ruby’s about a solid four in comparison to Nora’s eleven.
Pyrrha:*Calmly* Meditation and exercise.
Jaune:*Shrugs* You get used to it.
Nora:*Sobbing and whining obnoxiously* Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!