Dabi: “I just have a really strong pull to you I don’t know what it is.”

Me: “Really you feel it too?”

*Me with magnets secretly hidden in my pockets*

Me: “So weird :).”

Me: “Yeah my comfort character is Dabi.”

People without mental issues: “All those options and you landed on Dabi?”

Me: “Yeah it was between him or Fatgum.”

PWMI: “…Why the fuck would it be between him or Fatgum?!?”

Me: “Okay but what if we kidnap your youngest brother?”

Dabi: “Okay I’m listening.”

Me: “And we force him to make me popsicles?”

Dabi: “Is one Todoroki not good enough for you?”

I love the idea of threatening Dabi with a really strong magnet when he starts acting up. I’ll pull out your stables boi don’t even test me.

Shigaraki: “Okay does anyone have any ideas on how to defeat AllMight?”

Me: “SEDUCE HIM!”

Dabi: “Y/N I SAID NO”

*Dabi and Hawks having a very intense battle to the death*

Toga: “You go Dabi! Fuck him up!”

Me: “Yeah Dabi fuck Hawks!!”

Toga: “…”

Hawks: “…”

Dabi: “You mean upright?”

Me: “That too!”

Me: “Dabi and I like to commit arson together.”

Shigaraki: “You too are the worst people to be dating I stfg”

Me: “Babe are you okay? You haven’t made a sex joke in about 5 hours?”

Dabi: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”

Dabi: “Idk how you’re a villain. You can barely open a pickle jar by yourself.”

Me: “I may not be able to open a jar but I can open up a can of whoop ass. *insert karate hands*”

Dabi: “I’m breaking up with you.”

Me: “BRING ME A DOCTOR PEPPER AND A BLUNT IMMEDIATELY. I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!”

Dabi: “What tf happened?”

Me: “NOTHING! LIFE IS GOING TOO WELL AND ITS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT.”

Toga: “Hey Y/N what made you so attracted to Dabi?”

Me: “Well first, I found him really funny-“

Shigaraki: “You laughed at a fart joke yesterday.”

Me: “Listen I never said I had a very advanced sense of humor okay?!”

Me tightly holding Toga in my arms: “I just want to make one thing clear. If anything ever happens to my poor, sweet, baby Toga. I’d kill everyone in here and then myself.”

Dabi: “Wtf what about me?”

Me: “Eh.”

Are You Scared?

A/N:I know I’m supposed to be on a hiatus, but this idea came to mind after watching Yagami Yato playing video games voicing different characters. I felt pleased after this, so I may come back from this hiatus soon? This is short, but I hope you all still like it! 

Paring:Tomura Shigaraki x G/N!Reader

Genre:Fluff

Tomura recently found a new horror game that’s been popular in the gaming community. He’s been waiting for weeks for it to be purchasable online, and finally had the opportunity to buy it and get it sent to him. He got it in the mail finally and immediately wanted to play it.

“Hey, y/n,” Tomura mumbled, walking into his bedroom, where you were sitting, scrolling through your phone.

“What’s up, Tomura?” you question.

“I finally got that new horror game in the mail today, so I’ll be playing that for most of the day,” he responded quickly.

“Can I play too? Or watch if it’s single-player?” 

“I don’t know, Player 2, are you sure you can handle a scary game? It’s the scariest ever I don’t know if you’ll be able to handle it,” he teases.

You give him an unimpressed look and laugh, “Real funny. But you don’t need to worry, and I’m sure I’ll be fine.”

“If you say so,” he laughs.

“You set up, and I’ll get snacks and drinks!”

“Okay,” he mumbled too focused on setting up the game.

“Don’t forget your gloves, dust boy, remember the last time you got angry at a game, you turned your controller to ash,” you laugh. 

“Hey, y/n, shut up! You promised not to talk about it again!” he whined.

You brought the snacks and drinks back into Tomura’s room and snuggled up into his side. And it was totally because you were cold, not because you were scared. You were a brave soul; the only thing that was truly scary in your world was Tomura himself (his words not yours).

Tomura has been playing the game close to twenty minutes now, and at this point, he was starting to get shaky and get covered with goosebumps. He promised over and over it was just the temperature of the room, but you knew when he was lying.

One of the main antagonists of the game jumps out from the shadows scaring Tomura. He covers your eyes with his hand and nearly jumped out of his chair because of how frightened he was.  

“Tomura, I’m not scared. Just admit you’re not as tough as you act,” you laugh, removing his hand from your face.

“I am tough,” he pouts. 

“You’re shaking,” you giggle. 

“Didn’t I say shut up?” he sasses.

You laugh but let him believe what he wants still. You didn’t want to tease him too much after all.

The antagonist disappears during the fight scene on the screen. Tomura moves the buttons around, making his character spin around in search of the guy he’s fighting. For a few minutes it’s quiet, like the antagonist left the scene altogether. 

The antagonist jumps out again, scaring Tomura to the point where he screams. He drops the controller in fear and ducks his head in your neck to protect himself while wrapping his arms around you to bring you closer.

“Told you, you were scared,” you laughed again, running your fingers through his hair, trying to calm him down.

“This is why I don’t play games with you anymore, y/n,” Tomura pouts in your neck.

“Would you rather play with Dabi?” you tease slightly more.

“Patch face? Hell no. He’ll tease me even more.” 

“That’s what I thought, you big baby, continue playing the game. I’ll stop being mean,” you respond kindly.

“I think I’ve had enough for the day, too much scary,” he whines.

“Wanna cuddle and watch tv?” you ask.

“Yes, please,” he says softly. 

Did Tomura ever end up playing the game again? Nope. But secretly, he totally would if it meant getting the amazing comfort cuddles he was receiving from you. A reward like that is something he’d do anything to get.

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