#mha quotes
Dabi: “I just have a really strong pull to you I don’t know what it is.”
Me: “Really you feel it too?”
*Me with magnets secretly hidden in my pockets*
Me: “So weird :).”
Me: “Yeah my comfort character is Dabi.”
People without mental issues: “All those options and you landed on Dabi?”
Me: “Yeah it was between him or Fatgum.”
PWMI: “…Why the fuck would it be between him or Fatgum?!?”
Me: “Okay but what if we kidnap your youngest brother?”
Dabi: “Okay I’m listening.”
Me: “And we force him to make me popsicles?”
Dabi: “Is one Todoroki not good enough for you?”
Shigaraki: “Okay does anyone have any ideas on how to defeat AllMight?”
Me: “SEDUCE HIM!”
Dabi: “Y/N I SAID NO”
*Dabi and Hawks having a very intense battle to the death*
Toga: “You go Dabi! Fuck him up!”
Me: “Yeah Dabi fuck Hawks!!”
Toga: “…”
Hawks: “…”
Dabi: “You mean upright?”
Me: “That too!”
Me: “Dabi and I like to commit arson together.”
Shigaraki: “You too are the worst people to be dating I stfg”
Me: “Babe are you okay? You haven’t made a sex joke in about 5 hours?”
Dabi: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”
Dabi: “Idk how you’re a villain. You can barely open a pickle jar by yourself.”
Me: “I may not be able to open a jar but I can open up a can of whoop ass. *insert karate hands*”
Dabi: “I’m breaking up with you.”
Me: “BRING ME A DOCTOR PEPPER AND A BLUNT IMMEDIATELY. I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!”
Dabi: “What tf happened?”
Me: “NOTHING! LIFE IS GOING TOO WELL AND ITS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT.”
Toga: “Hey Y/N what made you so attracted to Dabi?”
Me: “Well first, I found him really funny-“
Shigaraki: “You laughed at a fart joke yesterday.”
Me: “Listen I never said I had a very advanced sense of humor okay?!”
Me tightly holding Toga in my arms: “I just want to make one thing clear. If anything ever happens to my poor, sweet, baby Toga. I’d kill everyone in here and then myself.”
Dabi: “Wtf what about me?”
Me: “Eh.”
Shigaraki after seeing that Stain made the front page of the news: I am a victim of a hate crime.
Kurogiri: That’s not what a hate crime is.
Shigaraki: Well I hated it, a lot, okay!
