panpervinca:

mistergandalf:

bramblepatch:

bookshelfdreams:

sleepingreader:

crechemaasters:

absynthe–minded:

• Frodo and Sam getting into a fight about rope
• Gandalf and Aragorn tag-team sassing a convalescent Merry about the location of his pack
• the massive intra-Fellowship fight about how fair or unfair it is for people to be blindfolded
  
• “DO AS YOU PLEASE IN YOUR MADNESS! I WISH TO SEE NO EYES!”
• Legolas coming all the way from Mirkwood to deliver bad news and get bitched at by Glóin
• Bilbo’s passive-aggressive notes to his annoying relatives
• Aragorn and Éomer leaning on their swords to take a break and chat in the middle of a fight (twice)
• Saruman appearing out of nowhere and harassing the Three Hunters like a DND random encounter
• the disco ball/oil slick/sequin robes
• basically every time Ioreth or the Master of the Houses of Healing says anything
• Pippin jumping into his bath and soaking literally everyone
• Bilbo’s song about Eärendil and Aragorn trying to gently point out that some topics of conversation are Sensitive
• Frodo deciding that the best way to be inconspicuous is with a loud obnoxious song about when the Moon got drunk

feel free to add your own

• Gimli threatening to fight Eomer to the death over which girl was the prettiest
• Bilbo talking way too much at the Council of Elrond and asking for lunch while Elrond puts his diplomat face on
• “i liked white better”
  

- legolas enthusiastically singing a song and then forgetting the rest of it
- that tree that’s happy with the fire
- Legolas basically bitching about how young the rest is and almost literally saying that fangorn is old as balls
- Gimli breaking into song and then refusing to talk about it
- Aragorn carrying around a broken sword like #aesthetic

- Aragirn throwing a hissy fit when he us asked to leave his sword outside before seeing king Theoden
- Gimli waxing poetic about how absolutely beautiful the caverns beneath Helms Deep are and asking Legolas to come see them with him to which Legolas replies “I would literally rather die”
- Legolas complaining about the Galadhrim’s terrible accents
- Everyone being gifted with cool stuff by Galadriel except Sam who gets a box full of dirt
- Saruman taking over the Shire and becoming a brutal dictator

• Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Fatty conspiring to help Frodo, who thinks he is being so secretive and tragic about his plans to leave the Shire and fooling exactly no one.
• Yes, there was a fifth member of the hobbit posse who helped plan but didn’t go questing with them and his name was Fredegar “Fatty” Bolger.
• Also Farmer Maggot was totally chill and invited them to dinner.
• Pippin being explicitly a minor by hobbit standards.
• Aragorn refusing to come to the feast at Rivendell, implicitly because if you get him, Arwen, and Elrond in the same room shit gets real awkward.
• Aragorn refusing to enter Minas Tirith because he doesn’t want to be king yet.
• After Denethor self-immolates while holding the Palantir, it’s canonically, like, super hard to get that particular seeing stone to show you anything except burning hands.

“And now leave me in peace for a bit! I don’t want to answer a string of questions while I am eating. I want to think!“

“Good Heavens!” said Pippin. “At breakfast?”

Aragorn: Sir, that’s my emotional support sword

Okay that’s it. I’m going to re-read the books. It’s been a while

rain-sleet-snow:

Gimli’s words to Elrond, “Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens”, are justly famous - but I have only just noticed that at the end of FotR, when Frodo has walked off to choose between going to Minas Tirith or directly to Mordor and the Fellowship are all talking about which road they will take, Legolas directly echoes him.

Gimli:… I would choose Minas Tirith. But if [Frodo] does not, then I follow him.

Legolas:And I too follow him. It would be faithless now to say farewell.

HUH.

Doing normal things

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Lost the hobbits…

creaturesmechture:

How They Show Affection- Legolas, Thranduil, Lindir, and Elrond

more parts will be out, let me know what characters you want to see! :))

also i did not expect Thranduils part to come out like that lmaoo, but i think it turned out pretty good! :)

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kojotei:

kojotei:

The Fellowship of the Ring

With an all-female cast

Close-ups!

I wanted to write a little note to @gabriel-seven for participating with me in the Tolkien Reverse Summer Bang 2018 @tolkienrsb.

It couldn’t have been easy coming up with words to my crazy images. Lots of hard work went into this. Thank you so much! I can’t wait to see how the story turns out. Lots of ♥♥♥

You can read the story here: A Nameless Fear

Go forth and make sure you comment and tell her what you think!

My art post is here.

I was bothered by this, like, latest kink shaming round, until I realized that their radfems. Not just that, they seem too be TERFs.

And hey, at least this time, I’m a victim. Like, almost every reblog is calling my partners abusive/horrible and is, like, dripping with handwringing and, like, totes real concern, like, over my well being. They really care. So much. Their, like, certainly not just using me too make themselves, like, seem compassionate. Most cert. And their obvi not ignoring my agency and the, like, reality that I’m a grown ass woman who can make her own choices about how she, like, enjoys having sex.

The, like, post I liked best was the one about how I seem too be involved in a “less abusive” relation now, as opposed too the relationship I’m in with my owner. No, no, sweeties. I just added people in addition to him. I’m still with him. In fact, I’ve also added additional partners who I’m sure these, like, people would consider emotionally abusive, at least. And no doubt that, like, were it possible too do all the things we’ve talked about doing (stupid long distance), they would consider them physically abusive, as well.

Honestly, I, like, think the idea that these men r in any way “abusive” is entirely laughable. Their intelligent, creative, caring people who I have excellent, hilarious, and like, insight ridden conversations with. They respect me, my intelligence, and my agency, like, a billion times more than the kink shamers do.