summary: y/n, a mirkwood royal advisor, is deeply terrified of spiders. when she sees one on her bed, she runs for the hills.
this story is pretty short, but i thought it was hilarious!
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Y/N’s shrill scream echoed through the palace.
“HELP HELP HELP!!!”
She ran as fast as her little legs could take her. Unfortunately, she gave all of the palace staff (other than a few of Thranduil’s guards) the weekend off. Nobody was there to help her except the King and Prince.
“Thranduil!!!!!” She yells, seeing him in the distance
“Y/N, what’s wrong?!” He asks urgently
Before she could tell him, she slipped. On the ground, she fell. “Ah, curse your perfect shiny floors!”
Thranduil picks her up in one swift movement. “Are you alright?!”
“Spider! In my room!” She exclaims, burrowing her head in Thranduil’s chest
Thranduil’s eyes widen. “Legolas, one of the monster spiders is in Y/N’s room!”
Legolas came running in, bow and arrows in hand. “I’ll protect you, Y/N!”
Thranduil and Legolas ran to Y/N’s room.
“This is why my staff doesn’t have off-days!” Thranduil proclaims
Legolas carefully prods the door open. “Where is it? Did it escape?”
Y/N squeals, almost falling out of Thranduil’s arms.
“It’s on my bed, it’s on my bed!!!”
Legolas drops his bow and arrow. His brow furrowed. Quietly, he stepped closer to her bed.
“That little thing?”
She was beyond horrified. “Yes! Yes! Yes!”
Legolas picks up the spider. Y/N wraps her arms around Thranduil’s neck and refuses to look. He opens the window and throws the little guy out.
“Y/N, is that what you were screaming about?” Legolas says, laughing
“Leggy…s’not very funny! Spiders are scary.”
Thraduil chuckled. “Well then I suppose we can’t let you into the forest anymore.”
Y/N tilts back, looking at Thranduil’s face. Her bottom lip juts out. “Why not?”
“There are these actual, Giant Spiders, that have been tormenting our borders for months. They are the size of me, and I’m over 6 feet tall.” Thranduil replies
“What?!” Y/N yells. “Why wasn’t this addressed in our meetings with all of the other Mirkwood elves?!!”
“Everyone has already known about it.” Legolas replies for Thranduil
“Well we are having a meeting on Monday and we are going to kill all of the big ass spiders!”
When suddenly, while walking through the forest near Path Galen, a shift in time travels the whole Fellowship out of their very own Middle Earth to the normal and mortal parallel Earth.
While crossing through the forest, our dear Y/N decided to help Legolas to braid his hair back.
Merry Brandybuck
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After stressing her guts out, Merry comes back to the Shire and visits her favourite female hobbit, not ready for the scold she had prepared.
Samwise Gamgee
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Sam cannot stand to see his little sister sulk over Merry’s obliviousness, so he comforts her, even if he has to escape his own wedding for some minutes.
The rights of the characters that conform the fellowship go to J.R.R Tolkien and his masterpieces “The Lord of the rings” and “The Hobbit”. The plot is pure fiction for what is understood that most of the events do not happen in the books/movies.
Some themes are not factually acurate, any problem detected on the information given may be comunicated to me via DM.
