My Incorrect Universe #90

*when I first met everyone after coming back Middle Earth from my world after a long break before marrying Thranduil*

Me: I love everyone equally! There’s Thranduil, Legolas…..uh…..

Me: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Me, sweating profusely: Elmers,Thorax, Brad and …

Me: *squints hard*

Me: Helmet and Lint….

Everyone:

Thranduil: *practically screeching and wheezing in laughter and rolling on the ground*

Legolas: *holding back giggles as his body shakes*

Gandalf, pointing at himself and Bilbo: Do you at least recall us?

Me, full of confidence: Of course! This is Bimbo and you’re Dumbled- I mean Gandhi ahahahah…..

Legolas: *giving up on controlling his laughter* HELMET. HALDIR SHE CALLED YOU HELMET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Haldir,legit traumatized: I do not deserve this

*Everyone rushes to me to ask whether I remember them*

Me: *was just teasing everyone and now am genuinely taking pleasure in it as I mispronounce everyone’s name on purpose*

Thranduil teasing the others (Especially Elrond and Thorin) about this incident for the rest of their lives:

Any writing requests while I’m up?

Y/N: Legolas! *grabby hands*

Legolas, turning around: Yes, Y/N?

Y/N: Cold.

Legolas: *chuckles* Me or a blanket?

Y/N: *considers options closely* Mmm…blanket. You look very busy.

Legolas: *fetches said blanket, wrapping it around Y/N, making sure that her feet are covered* Is that it?

Y/N: *smiling widely* Forehead kiss?

Legolas: *smiling back teasingly* You needy little thing

Y/N: *giggles*

Legolas: *presses gentle forehead kiss* Go to sleep, my sweet Y/N