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[Kurapika and Leorio about to go on a date]
Kurapika: While we’re gone, Gon is going to be in charge.
Gon:YES!
Kurapika, to Killua: You’re secretly in charge.
Killua:Obviously.
Leorio: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Kurapika: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Gon, sheepishly: I got distracted about halfway through.
Killua: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Gon: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you
Kurapika: Who the hell has been thinking about me at 3am?
Leorio:*panics*
Gon, about Leorio and Kurapika: Are they flirting?
Killua: I think so.
Kurapika: We’re not flirting, we’re arguing.
Leorio: We’re flirting.
Kurapika: I want to sleep for like 40 hours.
Leorio: Yeah, you know that’s a coma, right?
Kurapika:
Kurapika: God, that sounds so refreshing. I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Leorio: You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate the most in the world gets $100,000– Are you taking it?
Killua: Why would I miss out on a chance to get $150,000 dollars?
Leorio: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Killua: No! Don’t do that!
Leorio: You won’t even notice!
Gon, walking in: Hey, Killua! You wanted to see me?
Leorio: He’s single.
Killua:
Leorio:
Gon:
Leorio: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Kurapika: You’re weak.
Gon: You’re strong!
Killua: You’re stupid.
Killua: [gets a paper cut]
Leorio, under his breath: Hasn’t he been through enough-
Killua, without looking up: You look really nice today.
Kurapika: Oh, thank yo—wait, you’re not even looking??
Killua: I don’t have to. I can hear Leorio’s heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.
Leorio:*chokes*
Someone: Oh, you poor thing.
Leorio: Don’t bring my financial status into this!
Gon: Let’s play hide and seek!
Killua:Sure.
Kurapika:Okay.
Leorio, entering the room: Great, I’ll hide and you guys seek psychiatric help!
Leorio: I guess you could say I’ve…fallen for you.
Kurapika: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive?
LEORIOOOOOO
