#platonic or romantic
Gon, jumping out of a closet:BOO!
Killua:
Gon:
Killua:
Gon:*frowns*
Killua: Ahh! You scared me!
Kurapika: I can’t believe you two got yourselves in a fight on the first day of school.
Killua: In my defense, I tried stopping Gon from punching that guy.
[earlier]
Killua: Gon, stop punching him!
Killua: Kick him! That hurts more!
Killua: I would die for you.
Gon, cheerfully: Oh, I would die for you too!
Killua:
Killua, tearing up: Please don’t do that.
Kurapika: I want to sleep for like 40 hours.
Leorio: Yeah, you know that’s a coma, right?
Kurapika:
Kurapika: God, that sounds so refreshing. I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Computer: Create a new password.
Killua, typing:Gon.
Computer: Password too weak.
Killua: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Gon: You can’t just follow me into fire!
Killua: You don’t want me following you into fire, then don’t run into fire!
Leorio: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Gon an inch from his face*
Gon: So me and Killua had this idea—
Killua, standing at the doorway: *to Leorio* Stop screaming.
Gon: —so we had this idea
Kidnapper: We have your best friend.
Killua: Let me speak with him.
Kidnapper: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.
Killua:Dumbass
Gon: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Killua: No, I said, “Gon, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.
doodle dump (2/?)✨
another one of these because
y e s✨
“Fuck you, my child is perfectly fine”
“Your child is binge reading the ‘Midoriya Izuku & Monoma Neito frienship’ tag on Ao3″
Reki: Where were you when my meme only got four likes!?
Langa: Making four accounts, bro.
Reki:Bro…
Reki: I have an idea!
Langa:You won’t get hurt, right?
Reki: I said an idea, not a miracle.
Reki:*holding Langa’s face* What are you?
Langa: *familiar with western meme culture* an idiot sandwich
Reki: I- what? No-???