#incorrect hxh
Gon, jumping out of a closet:BOO!
Killua:
Gon:
Killua:
Gon:*frowns*
Killua: Ahh! You scared me!
Kurapika: I can’t believe you two got yourselves in a fight on the first day of school.
Killua: In my defense, I tried stopping Gon from punching that guy.
[earlier]
Killua: Gon, stop punching him!
Killua: Kick him! That hurts more!
[Kurapika and Leorio about to go on a date]
Kurapika: While we’re gone, Gon is going to be in charge.
Gon:YES!
Kurapika, to Killua: You’re secretly in charge.
Killua:Obviously.
Leorio: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Kurapika: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Gon, sheepishly: I got distracted about halfway through.
Killua: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Gon: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you
Kurapika: Who the hell has been thinking about me at 3am?
Leorio:*panics*
Killua: I would die for you.
Gon, cheerfully: Oh, I would die for you too!
Killua:
Killua, tearing up: Please don’t do that.
Gon, about Leorio and Kurapika: Are they flirting?
Killua: I think so.
Kurapika: We’re not flirting, we’re arguing.
Leorio: We’re flirting.
Kurapika: I want to sleep for like 40 hours.
Leorio: Yeah, you know that’s a coma, right?
Kurapika:
Kurapika: God, that sounds so refreshing. I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Computer: Create a new password.
Killua, typing:Gon.
Computer: Password too weak.
Killua: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Gon: Hey Killua, are you…seeing anyone?
Killua: No, why?
Gon: I don’t know, I just think it’d really help if you saw a therapist or something
Illumi: Kil, you know you love me.
Killua: I’d sell you out for a bucket of KFC, don’t test me.
Gon: Look we’re under the mistletoe, you know what that me—
Killua: Gon, that isn’t even mistletoe.
[later]
Killua, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my God, he was flIRTING WITH ME!
Gon:[staring out a window looking pensive]
Killua: He’s so handsome…So thoughtful…I wonder what he could be thinking about?
Gon, whispering to himself: Wed-nes-day…whensday..? Wendesday?
Leorio: You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate the most in the world gets $100,000– Are you taking it?
Killua: Why would I miss out on a chance to get $150,000 dollars?
Leorio: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Killua: No! Don’t do that!
Leorio: You won’t even notice!
Gon, walking in: Hey, Killua! You wanted to see me?
Leorio: He’s single.
Killua:
Leorio:
Gon:
Gon: You can’t just follow me into fire!
Killua: You don’t want me following you into fire, then don’t run into fire!
Leorio: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Kurapika: You’re weak.
Gon: You’re strong!
Killua: You’re stupid.
Killua: [gets a paper cut]
Leorio, under his breath: Hasn’t he been through enough-
Killua: I wasn’t that drunk!
Leorio: You told your father that he was revoked from his duties because you found a new daddy.
Killua:
Leorio: Your father. Who is a top tier assassin.
Killua:
Leorio: Gon had to run away begging for forgiveness
Leorio: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Gon an inch from his face*
Gon: So me and Killua had this idea—
Killua, standing at the doorway: *to Leorio* Stop screaming.
Gon: —so we had this idea
Kidnapper: We have your best friend.
Killua: Let me speak with him.
Kidnapper: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.
Killua:Dumbass
Gon: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Killua: No, I said, “Gon, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.
Kurapika: Accidentally indulged in a little too much “me time.”
Kurapika: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Killua: Why do you two look so sad?
Gon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Killua: [sits down]
Zushi: The bench is freshly painted.
Killua, without looking up: You look really nice today.
Kurapika: Oh, thank yo—wait, you’re not even looking??
Killua: I don’t have to. I can hear Leorio’s heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.
Leorio:*chokes*
Someone: Oh, you poor thing.
Leorio: Don’t bring my financial status into this!
Killua: How the hell are you two friends?
Illumi: We’re not. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
Illumi: Intimately close. Seduce your enemies.
Hisoka: Marry your enemies and poison the wedding cake.
Illumi: I’m not marrying you if you bring the wedding cake into it. That’s just unnecessary.
Hisoka: You’re right, I went too far.
Hisoka: I apologize.
Killua: Please just…forget I asked.
Gon: Let’s play hide and seek!
Killua:Sure.
Kurapika:Okay.
Leorio, entering the room: Great, I’ll hide and you guys seek psychiatric help!
Leorio: I guess you could say I’ve…fallen for you.
Kurapika: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive?
