I really want some queer friends. People who I can gossip about cute girl or talk about the struggles of being gay.

Gay culture is:

• Resting all your weight in only one of ur feet whenever your standing up.
• Sitting on the floor when there’s a perfectly good piece of furniture lying around
• Keeping your feet off the floor whenever your actually sitting

Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?

Which is your favorite way to sit wrong?

I personally prefer 3 or 4

Every day

Do you ever look at girls and just sigh because you’re really gay like really fucking gay

I want a girlfriend , but my gay ass is too scared of talking to girls.

Is really hard when people ask you if you’re gay when you aren’t ready to admit it not only to yourself but to them.

Is there a handbook that teaches you how flirt with girls? Cause I need some help

This might seem like rant but have you ever seen a girl’s smile?

Or the way your chest feels when you catch her gaze?

Weak*

Or her shoulders and back?

Getting gayer

Or the feeling when a girl you like is super close to you and you feel like you’re going to fucking melt the and there?

And the squilty thing they do when they tilt their head?

I have chills*

AND THE WAY SHE DOES THE SIMPLEST SHIT LIKE OPEN HER LOCKER AND YOU CRY INTERNALLY FOR THE MILLION TIME .

Collapses in the floor*