#bi problems
Can some girl please lay down on her stomach with her head pressed against my chest, showing me memes while I read and stroke her hair? Is it to much to ask for??
My expirence being bisexual; an autobiography
Sees cute guy: wow he’s so cute
Sees cute girl: *sharp deep inhale*
* Awkwardly stares at her.* fuck Fuck I’m so fucking GAY. I LOVE GIRLS PUNCH ME IN THE FACE . Aaaaaaaa
I’m tired of feeling guilty
Four way to tell if a girl is gay:
She finds alternative ways to sit on a chair or whatever
She has short nails
She likes to wear ripped skinny jeans cuffed at the bottom with vans
She likes kissing girls
Yeah I’m part of the FBI:
F: Funny
B: Bisexual
I: Introverts
Come out they said
It will be fine they said
Is there a handbook that teaches you how flirt with girls? Cause I need some help
This actually represent me . Most of the time I refer to my self as gay , cause I love girl and most of the time i have crushes on them. However now and then I get a boy crush.
Me: *sees pretty girl at school*
Me, internally: Don’t let your inner gay out don’t let you inner gay out don’t let your inner gay out don’t let your-
family gatherings
So I was at a family gathering and, of fucking course, everyone was asking me if I had a boyfriend and I was really annoyed, but then my cousin suddenly said “Or maybe a girlfriend?” and my closeted bi ass was sweating
You know that moment when someone’s giving you strong af gay vibes, but they really are straight and you’re just like
Even tho it’s catchy af, i hate this song because it epitomizes why so many lesbians are afraid of us bisexuals
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When someone asks me this, it’s hard to tell if they’re trying to figure out why anyone would be bi instead of pan (or poly) or if they’re just genuinely curious about why Iuse bi. (Same when people ask me why I use they/them pronouns.) I am unfortunately used to having to give a 500-word essay backing up why I identify a certain way.
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Fact: You don’t have to choose a side. Orientation is not a binary between gay and straight, and even if you end up in a monogamous, long-term relationship, you continue to exist outside of that binary because who you are is not the same thing as who you are with.
Fact: Bisexuality is an identity, not a lifestyle. Your relationships don’t make you more or less bisexual.
Fact: You don’t have to be “old enough” to be bi, and you don’t stop being bi when you become older or if you get married. Bisexuality is not limited to a certain life-phase, nor is it a statement of sexual availability.
Fact: Your orientation does not make you less desirable or more difficult to date. Anyone who says otherwise is a biphobe who isn’t worthy of you.
literal bisexual icon
Translation: “Give me that dick but don’t you dare call me gay or bi!”
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in hospital from the massive fucking stroke I just had.
