I really want some queer friends. People who I can gossip about cute girl or talk about the struggles of being gay.

As your girlfriend

• There’s no pressure to wear pant in my presence or any clothes at all but it’s totally up to you
• I’m always ready to make out
• ALWAYS
• Tell me whatever is on your mind , don’t ever be afraid to talk to me
• I’m ready to listen
• Also you don’t have to buy me things just maybe an Ice cream cone every once in a while
• I’ll let you lick it though
• I mean the ice cream cone
• Well not just the ice cream

Do you ever look at girls and just sigh because you’re really gay like really fucking gay

Gay culture

When you slowly realized that everything you did when you were younger was so gay and now you question why you didn’t realized it sooner.

Yeah I’m part of the FBI:

F: Funny

B: Bisexual

I: Introverts

Is it just me , but this were part of my gay awakening

If you can get me into something that I didn’t see something gay in at first, you’re either a magician or it’s actually amazing.

OMG MY BROTHER GOT ME A MINIATURE CLOSET AND SAID “Just so you always remember where you came from” IM SCREECHING

Oh how I wish this was just a joke…

“Honey what have you been reading lately?”

“Oh you know just… um… romance…”

An accurate representation of my life

infxnitecxmila:

When you‘re questioning your sexuality and have no idea who you are

Watching gay movie trailers and finding out ways to watch the movie without my mom finding out is my aesthetic.

are you a flannel gay or a band t-shirt gay

Mom: don’t talk to boys. Don’t look at them don’t breath on them don’t be near them don’t think about them they are disgusting you will be shunned for talking to a boy before marriage don’t think like them you are better than boys don’t breath the same air as them

Me: (becomes a lesbian)

Mom: where did I go wrong. This is wrong. This is disgusting and immoral you need a MAN. ONLY A MAN. A HUSBAND A BOYFRIEND ANYTJINF

Someone: why are you gay?

Me: idk why are you a bitch, I guess it just fucking happened

Going out with your group of friends and secret crush while you’re in the closet

Crush: (links arm with me) if any guy hits on us today, we’ll just pretend we’re gay!

Me: (slow dying shriek of agony)

16 year old me: okay, so I’m gay. But I won’t be one of those stereotypical gay, I’ll be real cool and low-key about it

Me now: rainbow flag, rainbow key chain, smaller more portable rainbow flag, rainbow lanyard, neon sign that says ‘GIRLS’ really bright, and I’ll take that donut with the rainbow sprinkles on it.

Me coming out to my family: everyone I’m gay

Family: