#let’s hope james’s fast enough
Sirius: James, what are you doing?
James: Oh, in bed, nothing much
Sirius: Have you seen my brother?
James: No. Regulus? No, haven’t seen him. In fact, I have never seen him. Hell, I don’t even know what he looks like
Sirius: What’s that under your blanket? Is it breathing?
James: Oh…uh, Lily
Sirius: Lily’s at the library, I just saw her, and you two aren’t together
James: It’s…a Crup, a sleeping Crup, just found him, he’s sleeping, you shouldn’t bother him
Sirius *laughs*: Oh, okay, for a moment there I thought you were sleeping with my brother and that’s Regulus under your blanket
James:…
Sirius: It’s funny because if that was real, I’d chase you down and beat you up, Prongs
James: Haha…that’s crazy
Sirius *laughs*: I know, right? *sneezes*
Regulus, under the blanket: Bless you
Sirius:…
James: …I can explain—
