#like real people do

First of all, to the 59 people who saw my TikTok about this before I deleted it; C O W A R D S

I was trying to figure out which Hozier song was about fucking a bog. Thought it was Like Real People Do but was doubtful. Turns out I was somewhat right.

It was in fact Like Real People Do but the song in itself isn’t about fucking a bog & I had misremembered it all this time. Also it took a patreon post to answer this question so once again C O W A R D S. But also thank you random person on Patreon.

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Every time I think, Hozier surely didn’t write another Jonmina anthem, I am mistaken.

bendybone-mcgee:

Some lady, burying something: 

Hozier, covered in dirt cuz he was just unearthed: I don’t know what you’re doing digging in my dirt, but we should make out

kisses- love, lust, and home

like real people do by Hozier //Young Royals // the seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid // The Paper Palace by Miranda Cowley Heller // Better Place by Rachel Platten // Ammonite // To Be Alone by Hozier // Dickinson // Work Song by Hozier // The Folk of the Air by Holly Black

Do you have a song that you like a lot but generally skip in your playlist? Because playing it means listening to it for an hour on repeat.

thisisalovestry:

i made a quiz to tell you which hozier song you are! rb and tag your result + your sign 

Got to draw SPYLAI for @grishaversebigbang2021!

Here’s the link to the story: Like Real People Do

Written by the talented @wafflesandkruge(x) and @sanktnikolais(x)

Zoya and Nikolai are forced to work together as spies

More art for this story by the Materialki team:

@jadeddraws(x)

@bucumber(x)

@jjelliacee(x)

@montherox(x)

@generalstarkov(x)

@kingdombrekker(x)

@floriahart(x)

@gold-shades-of-a-lioness(x)

generalstarkov:

“We’ve already built covers for the both of you.” Juris slid two files across the table and Zoya opened hers.

Inside was a passport and other documents identifying her as “Louise Carter,” a recently married American secretary. Zoya wrinkled her nose. American? She snuck a glance over at Nikolai’s file. Nick…Carter.

She shot to her feet.

“Married? To that womanizer?”

“Zoya, my wife? She’s going to shoot me in my sleep, and there goes your best agent.”

“Don’t flatter yourself,” Zoya said with a sniff, “I wouldn’t waste a bullet on you.”

“You’re not my best agent,” Juris said flatly.

Like Real People Do

my submission for the magnificent fic “like real people do” by @wafflesandkrugeand@sanktnikolais

please open the the gif for higher resolution

this animated poster idea has lived in my mind rent free since february so i’m really happy to finally share it, i learned many things while making this poster and i’m specially proud of it.

i’ll leave one of the frames under the cut so you can appreciate a 4k pic clearer than your future /j

what can i tell you about the all mighty ✨ gang 2 ✨ you guys are amazing, tiff and am you are fantastic writers, i loved this fic since the moment i read the prompt, knowing all the time and dedication behind it makes me really proud of you two for finally posting it.

this poster has 30 frames and i hated every minute i spent slicing the text frames but it would have been much worse without our productivity hours and our beloathed groovy

to my fellow materialki, you are so very talented and skilled in what you do, i felt really lucky to have spent these months creating with you and admiring your beautiful art.

@jadeddraws☆

@bucumber☆

@kingdombrekker☆

@gold-shades-of-a-lioness☆

@montherox☆

@floriahart☆

@chaotic-art-druid☆

@jjelliacee☆

and thanks to tides for being great people and hosting this great event @grishaversebigbang

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This is so bad ass! I friggin’ love it!!!!!

Zoya Nazyalensky for @wafflesandkruge&@sanktnikolaisficLike Real People Do! I loved working for this fic so much, even if I did change my piece at least ten times ✨

Find the rest of the amazing art here: @kingdombrekkerx,@chaotic-art-druidx,@jadeddrawsx,@gold-shades-of-a-lionessx,@montheroxx,@bucumberx,@jjelliaceex,@generalstarkovx