#lucas x eliott
Eliott: How did you know I was going to propose?
Lucas: Basile and Arthur haven’t been able to look at me without crying for the last month.
Lucas: Hey bro.
Eliott: I had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago, don’t you dare call me ‘bro.’
Arthur: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision.
Yann: Dowctor, we’wre loswing him!
Basile: I’ll wuse the defibwiwatow!
Lucas, lying on the couch with a cold: Please. Turn off my fucking life support.
Lucas: I started school with straight A’s
Eliott: *walks by*
Lucas: Now I’m not even straight
Imane: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8 on Friday?
Lucas:Yes?
Imane, turing to Eliott: What about you?
Eliott: Yes, I am.
Imane: Great! Because I’m not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date. *leaves*
Eliott:
Lucas:
Lucas: Did she just—?
Eliott: Your smile? It makes my day.
Lucas: Your happiness? I live for that.
Imane: A room? Get one.
Basile: HOTEL? TRIVAGO.
Imane:Describe your ideal partner.
Lucas: Tall, beautiful, sweet, a good person at heart, loving-
Imane: You’re just describing Eliott, aren’t you?
Lucas:…
Imane: Eliott, describe your ideal partner.
Eliott:Lucas.
Lucas: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘b’ out of our ‘bromance.’
Eliott, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean, yeah, I guess.
Chloe: I just thought you had weirdly high standards for women…
Lucas: I do. They need to be dudes.
Lucas, looking at Eliott’s clothes: Damn, I wish I could pull that off.
Eliott: Go ahead.
Lucas:What
Eliott:What
Lucas: Do the thing.
Eliott: *genuinely smiles*
Lucas, breathless: Oh my god.
Eliott: I’m having a problem with this person.
Lucas: Then kill them.
Eliott:No.
Lucas: Then I will kill them FOR you.
Eliott:nO—
Eliott: Tell me your wildest fantasy.
Lucas: I’m on wheel of fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
Eliott: I meant like—
Lucas: Everyone claps.
Lucas: I had a crush on someone once and I didn’t know how to handle it, so I filled their car with heart confetti.
Yann:Wow.
Eliott: That’s so funny! Once I went to my car and I found it filled with heart-shaped confetti.
Lucas: How fun! I have to go water my dog now.
Eliott: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I’ll wait.
Lucas: You and I.
Eliott, tearing up:Alright.
Basile: So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Lucas: I’m a knife.
Eliott: He’s a little spoon.
Eliott: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful, by the water, unburdened? Ideal.
Lucas: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
Lucas: *sighs dramatically*
Eliott: What’s wrong?
Lucas: You haven’t looked at me for ten minutes.
Eliott: Babe, we’re watching a movie.
Lucas: Did I ask for an excuse?
