#lucifer headcanons

Obey Me Brothers with a Nosebleeding MC

A/n: I’m about to go crazy. Tumblr keeps on posting this while I save it on drafts. This was an anonymous request but due to technical difficulties, I lost the ask. Sorry.

Tw: Blood, OOC-ish, mentions of dying

Lucifer

• Humans are fragile and this shows it.
• After making a pact with all the brothers, he expected your body to be more resilient but it seems like they’re more immune to magics and spells than injuries.
• Since he’s the eldest, he probably has a first aid kit in his room. So, when you had an accident he was there to help.
• “Good grief, please do not disappoint Lord Diavolo by your fragility. Here, have some Cranberry juice from the human world. It’ll avoid you from having anemia.”

Mammon

• He thinks humans are weak so expect him to mock you first before taking action.
• He then panics when the situation worsens.
• What should he do? How should he help you? ARE YOU GOING TO DIE?
• No Mammon they will not die.
• “You should’ve told me a darn tissue is all you needed.”

Leviathan

• Just like Mammon, Leviathan panics in these kinds of situations.
• After playing loads of VR and gaming with you, he didn’t expect you’d have a nosebleed afterwards. It’s probably because of lack of sleep, you explain to him.
• He probably sets time-frames when you can play with him.
• “Lucifer’s going to kill me if you die. Here, I have some tissues, that’s what humans need right?”

Satan

• He’s calm with the situation since he probably read in books that this situation occasionally happens with humans.
• Although he’d like to find to out the factors that led you to this. Might be the dust of his books that caused you to sneezed very hard, lack of sleep, or anything.
• Either uses spells to help you with your situation or he helps you by giving an aid.
• “Lucifer will get angry if he thinks I’m the cause of this but it’s not good for you to get hurt either. Do you need help?”

Asmodeus

• Probably cringes because of how you look with blood dripping from your nose.
• He instantly helps so your beautywouldn’ttarnish.
• Provides tips on how to take care of yourself plus relaxes you by inviting you to baths.
• “It wouldn’t look good if you’re stressed always, MC. Nosebleeds don’t look good on you.”

Beelzebub

• He probably worries he might’ve done something wrong. Slightly panics in the situation.
• Asks if you need help or anything.
• You ask for tissues, he gives tissues. Need ice? He’s there to comply.
• “I’ve brought everything you asked for, are these enough?”

Belphegor

• Frankly, I do believe he doesn’t care.
• However, if the situation does become a bother, he’ll try to help with the ‘best’ that he can.
• Although, he’d let you solve this problem on your own since this do happen normally with humans.
• “So bothersome…You can take care yourself, right?”