#malum 5sos
Michael; You ever meet someone who talks in uwu speech?
Calum; *confusion*
Michael; I forgot that you don’t spend all of your time online
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(me explaining the latest internet shit whether it’s a tiktok trend or youtube drama is how most of me and my brother’s conversations go. Latest thing i explained was the Berries and Cream Lad mashup audios, it’s wild.)
Mikey; you look like you work in accounting and are about to go get someone’s coffee order because you’re an unpaid intern
Calum *deadpan*; i’ll kill you
Malum content
his smile tho
