#ashton fletcher irwin
Random ass headcanon that’s me projecting
Ashton’s unaffected by Rick Astley’s song Never Gonna Give You Up aka Rickrolling b/c of Just Dance 4. The dance makes it too much of a bop, also very much dad vibes.
As a group, Jailhouse Rock or Time Warp.
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The Tzatziki Sauce
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Luke: You know what I’ve noticed about the Five Nights at Freddy’s games? Is that as they go along, they get more and more blatantly furry bait
(…)
Ashton: When the edible kicks in
Mikey: …he took like 50 liters of coke before he went out on stage…Idk, do i look like i do coke? don’t answer that
(…)
Calum: Our controller died so now Michael is using wasd
Source;Circle Stick
Calum; do you believe cum is a soup?
Ashton; is cum a soup?
Michael; yes
Luke; if cum is a soup then blood is a solid b/c it’s nothing but solids that are just very tiny
Ashton; WhAt ArE yOu BoTh TaLkInG aBoUt?
Michael; cum is just kid soup
Luke; child broth
Calum; you’re asking too many questions for a Wednesday night?
Source;Circle Stick
Calum; it’s the detail of the lie
Ashton; are you gonna give us a point?
Michael; no
Ashton; this game is bullshit
source; TBFQOE 2021
Liz to Malum; You know what I heard last night? *points towards Luke & Ashton*
Why are you so fucking dumb?
Ashton takes a nap around noon/early evening, when not on tour. Every once in a while though, nap time will happen when he’s stuck in a car.
‘Feel free to turn the radio to whatever.’ Not that he had to tell the other guys.
‘Purposely turns it to NPR’
‘I’ll whoop your ass’
‘I’d like to see you try, old man’
Ashton: You’re getting married and the pope or whatever makes a deez nuts joke
Michael; Straight up turning it into a telenovella over here
Source; me while watching Bridgerton S2
Ashton: I’m not jojo posing in a Subway
Michael; *rapidly switching b/t different ones lazily*
Ashton: …like loads of planets have moons but we’ve called our moon the moon…it’s like calling me the Ashton
Source; Sidemen (Harry)
Q: what’s your favorite Fall Out Boy song?
Luke: Honey I’ve been lying to you, I’m actually 42 rats in a human suit (my love language is misery)
Ashton: The only thing I’m pro at is Prozac (I love Chicago forever)
Mikey: The delusions of grandeur when you’re playing Lego Harry Potter (Wingardium Leviosa)
Calum: I hate it when the boys fall out. what are they falling out now, the windows?
Source; Bears in Trees’ Tiktok
Mikey; Can I have four pancakes instead of three?
Ash, whilst tying his apron; You can have five
Mikey; I only want four
Ash; …okay
Source; The Good Doctor (found it on Tiktok tho)
Michael, mid-laugh; Ashton got backhanded by a door
5sos bois as tumblr mutuals
Calum:
- a mom mutual who is great at giving advice but shit at taking it
- a mutual who is actually really popular because of their edits
Ashton:
- an aesthetic mutual who you are too scared to talk to anyway
- a kpop/kdrama mutual
Luke:
- an “inactive but still active 24x7” mutual
- an overstressed mutual who is unable to keep up
Michael:
- a slightly insane mutual who is a trainwreck
- a chaos mutual who is somehow involved in every discourse
you know what. idc if Luke is out with some groupie. if he’s happy I’m happy too. as much I want to shove her down my sink, if she’s making my sunshine happy, I’m good.
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Best friends till the very end
Day 25 favourite mashton
Day 21 favourite Ashton picture (not mine)
It’s been a while, but hey-ho just been listening to C.A.L.M and SUPERBLOOM cuz why not. It’s helped a lot with my moods lately.
