#5sos incorrect quotes
Luke at one point: I CAN’T JUST MARRY ANYONE I WANT. I’M AN AWFUL BOYFRIEND. I HAVE POOR COMMUNICATION SKILLS AND I STRUGGLE TO ANSWER THE MOST SIMPLEST OF TEXT MESSAGES.
Source; Wilbur Soot (this one audio on Tiktok)
(just think out of all the 5sos peeps, he’d be the one most likely to bottle things up until he just snaps)
Luke: You know what I’ve noticed about the Five Nights at Freddy’s games? Is that as they go along, they get more and more blatantly furry bait
(…)
Ashton: When the edible kicks in
Mikey: …he took like 50 liters of coke before he went out on stage…Idk, do i look like i do coke? don’t answer that
(…)
Calum: Our controller died so now Michael is using wasd
Source;Circle Stick
Luke: We’re surrounded by dumb people, both academically and socially
Michael: We’re the only smart people?
Luke: No I’m dumb too
Michael: I knew that
Luke: Alright fuck you
*Luke trying to flip Calum’s hat off his head*
*fails twice*
Calum; If you do that again, I will slap you…you gotta give it a 5min rest you addict
Calum; do you believe cum is a soup?
Ashton; is cum a soup?
Michael; yes
Luke; if cum is a soup then blood is a solid b/c it’s nothing but solids that are just very tiny
Ashton; WhAt ArE yOu BoTh TaLkInG aBoUt?
Michael; cum is just kid soup
Luke; child broth
Calum; you’re asking too many questions for a Wednesday night?
Source;Circle Stick
(explaining why he likes this one Kpop group)
Calum; A good chunk of their songs make me go ‘I could fight god and win’ but why should I when I could go up to Satan and seduce them?
*Someone spouting off about how Michael should be ashamed about something*
Michael looking them square in the eyes; You’re looking at someone who has written a Finding Nemo fanfic and currently writing a Zootopia fanfic. If you think I have any shame left, you’re wrong.
Calum; it’s the detail of the lie
Ashton; are you gonna give us a point?
Michael; no
Ashton; this game is bullshit
source; TBFQOE 2021
Mikey; did ya get my last text?
Luke; the spotify link to the home depot…?
Mikey; yea, i feel like i committed a war crime
Luke; you did
Mikey; it was on a playlist called inappropriate songs to play at a funeral
Luke; that feels like a grey area
Mikey; you’d be like ‘i don’t wanna be at work rn’
Calum; oh i’m 1.25 Saskatchewan Indian and therefore i can use any bad word i want and it’s like HUH?
Luke; white people taking 23 and me tests so they can find out what slurs they can use
Calum; oh nice, i just unlocked redacted
Source;Circle Stick
Ashton: You’re getting married and the pope or whatever makes a deez nuts joke
Michael; Straight up turning it into a telenovella over here
Source; me while watching Bridgerton S2
Luke: We hold our penis like a juice carton bro
Source; Sidemen (Simon)
Ashton: I’m not jojo posing in a Subway
Michael; *rapidly switching b/t different ones lazily*
Ashton: …like loads of planets have moons but we’ve called our moon the moon…it’s like calling me the Ashton
Source; Sidemen (Harry)
Q: what’s your favorite Fall Out Boy song?
Luke: Honey I’ve been lying to you, I’m actually 42 rats in a human suit (my love language is misery)
Ashton: The only thing I’m pro at is Prozac (I love Chicago forever)
Mikey: The delusions of grandeur when you’re playing Lego Harry Potter (Wingardium Leviosa)
Calum: I hate it when the boys fall out. what are they falling out now, the windows?
Source; Bears in Trees’ Tiktok
Mikey; Can I have four pancakes instead of three?
Ash, whilst tying his apron; You can have five
Mikey; I only want four
Ash; …okay
Source; The Good Doctor (found it on Tiktok tho)
Michael, mid-laugh; Ashton got backhanded by a door
Mikey; you look like you work in accounting and are about to go get someone’s coffee order because you’re an unpaid intern
Calum *deadpan*; i’ll kill you
Luke: I am hot and I’m cool
Luke: I guess you could say I’m… lukewarm
