#marvel endgame
sam: hey you want a tarot reading?
bucky: those are pokemon cards
sam: you got a magikarp
sam:
bucky:
sam: it means fuck you
the only valid reason deadpool hasnt shown up to kick some crusty purple ass is because he wants to see scott lang expand in thanos’ ass, in this essay i will
tony: clint can u do a favor for me?
clint: *makes eye contact with tony*
clint: *turns off his hearing aids*