#americas ass
Here we go.
Chris Evans: *exists*
Fans: That’s America’s ass.
Neighbour’s Kid: *Asks me to write a rhyme*
Me :
Nowthat’s Americas ass.
Happy fourth of July, everyone!
And of course: Happy birthday, Steven Grand Rogers!
(Art does not belong to me!)
I should be studying for my finals, but I’m too busy studying the curvature of America’s ass
MINOR ENDGAME SPOILER:
You can’t have “Avengers Assemble” without dat Ass
peter: mr stark, mr dr strange wont come out of his room
tony: just tell him i said something
peter: like what?
tony: anything factually incorrect
strange, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-
sam: hey you want a tarot reading?
bucky: those are pokemon cards
sam: you got a magikarp
sam:
bucky:
sam: it means fuck you
steve: raise ur hand if u hate bucky barnes
steve: *at the few people that rose their hands* well then, you can all eat my ass
bucky:
bucky: *slowly raises hand*
Endgame Spoilers
In the new timeline:
Peggy: Steve! My brother had a baby! Her name is Sharon. You’re an uncle!
Steve:
ONE MONTH UNTIL TFATWS YUUUUP
YUP‼️‼️‼️‼️
basically yeah
creds to natashasmygem on twitter !
It’s Jake Lockley hours over here <3
Jake Lockley SLUTS-
He puts the ass in assemble
My friend and I saw endgame ❤️
It’s not the 4th of July without…. America’s
I hv been waiting for today to post this new pin preorder cuz It’s Captain Amercia’s birthday!!! Salute to the best peach in the world, you can grab one here:
https://jokerita.storenvy.com/products/28214921-americas-ass-pin
America’s Ass pin from JOKERITA
✨If you order it before today ends, it’s $1 off from the regular price!✨ Reblog would be appericated
I hv been waiting for today to post this new pin preorder cuz It’s Captain Amercia’s birthday!!! Salute to the best peach in the world, you can grab one here:
https://jokerita.storenvy.com/products/28214921-americas-ass-pin
America’s Ass pin from JOKERITA
✨If you order it before today ends, it’s $1 off from the regular price!✨ Reblog would be appericated
I–
I truly—
I truly have no words.
Thank you, I guess?