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Chris Evans: *exists*

Fans: That’s America’s ass.

Nowthat’s Americas ass.

Happy fourth of July, everyone!

And of course: Happy birthday, Steven Grand Rogers!

(Art does not belong to me!)

I should be studying for my finals, but I’m too busy studying the curvature of America’s ass

MINOR ENDGAME SPOILER:

You can’t have “Avengers Assemble” without dat Ass

peter: mr stark, mr dr strange wont come out of his room

tony: just tell him i said something

peter: like what?

tony: anything factually incorrect

strange, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

sam: hey you want a tarot reading?

bucky: those are pokemon cards

sam: you got a magikarp

sam:

bucky:

sam: it means fuck you

steve: raise ur hand if u hate bucky barnes

steve: *at the few people that rose their hands* well then, you can all eat my ass

bucky:

bucky: *slowly raises hand*

Endgame Spoilers

In the new timeline:

Peggy: Steve! My brother had a baby! Her name is Sharon. You’re an uncle!

Steve:

Had to hop on the six fanarts challenge! Just six of my all time fave characters XOXO

Had to hop on the six fanarts challenge! Just six of my all time fave characters XOXO


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Endgame without context

Endgame without context


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johnny-simpfinger:

loki-hargreeves:

It’s Jake Lockley hours over here <3

Jake Lockley SLUTS-

He puts the ass in assemble

It’s not the 4th of July without…. America’s

jokeritadoodle:

I hv been waiting for today to post this new pin preorder cuz It’s Captain Amercia’s birthday!!! Salute to the best peach in the world, you can grab one here:

https://jokerita.storenvy.com/products/28214921-americas-ass-pin

✨If you order it before today ends, it’s $1 off from the regular price!✨ Reblog would be appericated

I hv been waiting for today to post this new pin preorder cuz It’s Captain Amercia’s birthday!!! Salute to the best peach in the world, you can grab one here:

https://jokerita.storenvy.com/products/28214921-americas-ass-pin

✨If you order it before today ends, it’s $1 off from the regular price!✨ Reblog would be appericated

existential-queeer:

I–

I truly—

I truly have no words.

Thank you, I guess?

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